I'm in danger

I get pulled into a cactus version of the matrix

Yikes I’m an investor who can’t afford a car!

Oh no, ME!

Very spooky guy just follows me.

A slow and painful death for me. A Litwick sucks up your life force until you die.

tsssssss

i get chased by a dumb person

so fun

Can a country Chas someone? And if it can, why would my homeland do that?

To hunt down a criminal that did something big like attempted coup de' tat or sabotage

No, I mean that COUNTRY. That land. Whole Finland chasing someone.... Me. And I'm not a criminal, I love my land the most.... Why would it chas me?

because they believe you did it

everyone would be united to get you

🤣Never gonna happen to anybody in Finland. We are a little different. If they believe I did crime, they come ask me. Finn can easy know when someone lie. Then I offer them a coffee or a beer. They trust me. Because they know everything about me.

My username would end this world in three days, with a moon coming down with a crash.

Me:oh no, the fastest thing alive and A F**KING SERIAL KILLER FROM A BEATLES SONG, AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR FIGHTING ON WHO KILLS ME! SHIT (maxwells silver hammer intensifies)