the numbers dont add up

i mean she did say she 22 so she prolly want to be legal for her grandpa

💀

then she gon say "i WaS fOrCeD tO sAy It"

ONG

spire is mentally disabled

Agreed
And ffs wtf is her actual bloody age?
One day bloke be like I'm 14
Next day they be like I'm 17
F**k wrong with u mate?

for once i agree with you

Last I checked she was 17 in Korean and 16 in normal

Last I checked (nearly an year ago) she was 17 in Korean, 16 in Normal, 14 in American, 6 in Behaviour

Dawg

The pregnancy was a very dedicated and elaborate joke

So your grandpa wore a condom?

No-

So you wore the condom?

WHAT

HOW WOULD I HAVE WORN A-

FEMALE CONDOMS

I'M NOT A WOMAN DUMB DUMB

THEN WHERES THE BABY

A MAN CAN'T HAVE A BABY DUMB DUMB

UEHRUWJBENEQBEYEUHEUEHEHEUWHW

YOU HAVE TITS

I DON'T HAVE A PUSSY THOUGH

ms girl you cant get pregnant every time you dont use a condom

O

yeah

some people try for years

so
you
woRe
male
Condom?

I DIDN'T WEAR A F**KING CONDOM DUMBASS-

sO YOUR GRANDPA WORE THE CONDOM

NOBODY WORE A CONDOM

Don't u have a dick?

Yes sir

But like-

It's not like I wanted to be raped-

And-

Uh-

That isn't how that works..

So whyd u date them?

To make them happy?

Sending nudes count as sexual stuff

Didn't do that shit

Exactly what a prostitute does
Except u didn't do for money but whatever

A prostitute is a sex worker...

And I didn't do sexual stuff with them...

Yeah right ofc

No u asked how you could have worn a condom
That's what I'm answering to nothing to the consented rape

That makes a lot more sense-

And how many BFs u got rn?
Cuz idk last time I checked (like a few months back) you had like 8 bfs

I have a fiancé(Josh) that's it-

RIP to all the guys to whom u said you'd marry irl one day

Poor dudes lmaooooooo

Dating 10 guys together is definitely not being a hoe, right?

I-

I didn't date 10-

And half of them I didn't actually consider dating-

And

Attraction doesn't mean anything if you don't really take action on it, same as if you don't feel attraction but still date someone anyway

So u didn't consider dating but still dated them?
What a hoe

No like

I didn't exactly want to date them

Yeah ig so hoe

How the f**k am I a hoe-

dammmn at least he was protected bro didnt want to catch sum

aka

a lie

It's not a lie if it's a joke

it's not a joke if there's no punchline

Naw there was

It was because I looked like a go***mn whale in that photo lmao

your fatass was not a punchline

I was like 90 pounds

I don't think that's fat for a 17 year old

22*

Dawg-

IF I WAS 22 AND 90 POUNDS, I WOULD BE SO UNDERWEIGHT I MIGHT HAVE JUST DIED

well ur like 2'6 so ur just short and fat then

Dawg if I was 2'6 I'd be about the size of a kindergartener's ankles

And I weigh less now than I did then

yes it was

F**k if it was

Well actually I would have been 16 then probably but-

not a funny one 💀

Jokes aren't always funny

Now you see I'M a jo-

My FBI agent had advised me to not further continue the previous sentence.

What you will say about your identity rn in a few months

Let me correct myself because my blind and possibly dyslexic ass didn't read that right:

*17

That I'm an 18 year old intersex male..?

Considering a few could be like 3-4

DAMNIT YOU SAID YOU WERE 17

Dawg I age every year

IT WAS A DAY AGO

Hold up

I didn't read your comment right I'm blind af

a year to us is a day to them dawg