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Do an impression of Hard!tale

Frisk - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *slight eye twitch*

Bleach. You want it? It's yours my friend.
I know exactly what you see...
cuz it's live.

Frisk - I. Will. Fkin. Murder. That. Dumbas. Skeleton.

I gave him a taste of his own medicine for a day straight. What else CAN you do to him?

Frisk - . . . . . . . I know what I must do. . . . .

W h a -

Frisk - I shall stab him-

Whew-

Frisk - ????

I thought for a moment you were going to take what I was doing a step further-

Frisk - h i

Yeah he didn't last 5 minutes. But I engraved into his mind not to screw with me.

Frisk - >.>

So let's go get your mothe- HOLY SH*T-
HE LIED

Frisk - ...what...

Blue lied. About. Not touching goat mom.

Frisk - . . . .

I can't. Open. The door. It's stuck. The weight of some liquid at the bottom is holding it shut..

Frisk - ...Give. Me. The. Reset. Button. NOW

You have to buy me amnestics first. *shudders*

Swap - ?

Have you not heard of it?

Swap - no..

(AA I HAVE SO MANY SAVED CHARACTER SPRITES I CAN'T FIND THIS SWAPS ONE)

It looks like a cross between lb and sudden changes-
Hard to describe beyond that

Swap - huh

The right eye is cracked and is red.

Swap - hmm...

The other eye is cracked in the opposite direction, though passes the mouth to the side. Both eyes are in contact as well.

Swap - hmm...

Ah whatever. Try an impression of nega!tale

Frisk - YES

Okay then-

Frisk - LETS GO-

..?
A maze?
I cannot believe this bs-

Frisk - Wait- I shall do something to help us- *picks you up*

Wha?

Frisk - I know I'm short but can you see anything? *puts you on their shoulders*

OW MY HEAD-
WE'RE INDOORS DUMBAHH-
...this place is the f*cking true laboratory.

Frisk - o h

Makes sense too, no wonder we had those pumps in the other room-

Frisk - ;-;

Pap - *exchanges it for ballista line*
HELLO KID, WANNA MEET MY FRIENDS?

Frisk - WELL THEN IF YOU KILL ME YOU CAN'T GET SANS BACK

Me- actually I can revive anyone quite easily.
Pap - YOU WERE SAYING KID?

Frisk - 0_0

pap- *trades in ballistas for antimatter bomb*

Frisk - AAAAA

Hey uh, you gonna turn him back now? Cuz I'm afraid that pap isn't gonna spare ya until blue is alive and well again.

Frisk - OKAY OKAY-

...well?
Revive the bean-

Frisk - HELL NO- *Stab*

*blue grabs the knife instantly, then throws it aside*
You should really learn how to use a knife, human! There's more to it than thrusting, however I'll cover quick thrusts with you!

Frisk - HELL NO- PAPYRUS YOUR SANS ISN'T INNOCENT ANYMORE WE NEED TO RESET

Pap - *running from the fbi for owning apocalyptic devices*

Frisk - PAP SANS DIED *Lie*

*pap looks over for a split second, then sees Disk on sand's back*
Pap - Haha, real funny-

Frisk - *grabs knife* HE WILL BE IF YOU DON'T HELP ME

Pap - he looks pretty capable right now-
Blue - *grabs and consumes knife* Mmm some good iron!

Frisk - .....I- *sigh* I wish it didn't have to come to this- I PROMISE I WON'T TO GENOCIDE FOR A WHOLE MONTH IF YOU HELP ME

Pap - ...lemme think about it. Something tells me that with that kid in presence you can't reset anyway.
Me - correct! I also have the erase and True reset buttons.

Frisk - n o

I can make your life hell.
Dont.
Say no to me.
Again.

Frisk - nah

Well let's start by extending angry Pap'Pap's attacks to approximately 100x length. Now I'll get pap.

Frisk - oh sht

So. Wanna turn him back now?

Frisk - nah

PAPYRUS! GET OVER HERE!
Swap pap - what? What is it?

Frisk - I KILLED SANS

Pap - ...
.....
..........
*pulls out AK-47*

Frisk - I hate U- Your not even my favorite Sans AU-

Blue - That may change if I do this just right!

Frisk - Nah. Killer, Ink, Error, and Nightmare are way better then U

Blue - You're just persuading me to try harder to persuade you otherwise, ya know.

Frisk - whatever

Yb - And by that, I mean you're going to get it longer and harder. Or maybe... you're TRYING to get this to happen!

Frisk - EW NO

Me - please just stop talking and let's get it over with without making our lesson worse..

Frisk - plz no-

"Look, our fate is sealed. If we're lucky he won't make us play with each other as a final exam..."

Frisk - .... I hate my life

Me- it's about to get a whole lot worse...
Last time I got involved with Yan!Berry I was traumatized.

Frisk - I wish I could reset... WAIT- *Whispers to you* how about I distract Blue while you change the code to make Blue normal? Or at least let me true reset to fix this

Me - *whispering* but... he will...
*blue doesn't even look at us*
Blue - I can hear ya, yknow... Also, did ya lose something?
*dangles three buttons in the air*

Frisk - EY GIVE ME MY BUTTONS BACK- *about to cry*

Blue - don't worry, I will after you both pass all your new classes!
Me - o h n o

Frisk - Don't make me use my only weapon (aka becoming a bean)

Blue - oh, but I love it when humans are cuter! Go ahead!

Frisk - Uh

Blue - mwehehehehehe~!

( Frisk who sold a bunch of stuff to temmie - )

Frisk - I ALREADY HAVE SOME

Thank god. . .
I hope I unsee that...
T-Too much milk..

Frisk - JUST GIVE ME THAT GO***AMN TRUE RESET BUTTON

The drug thing first.

Frisk - *give*

Thanks-
*consumes*
here ya go, reset.

Frisk - No, No.. the TRUE RESET

Aw crap-
*gives true reset*

* Frisk gently hit it 5000 times *

*the more Disk presses it, the less it seems to work*
Blue message - oh yeah, just in case you actually got past me, have a nice after photo of Toriel!
*it pops up right in front of disk*

Frisk - SHUT UP

Me - wait did I say that out loud.
Blue - WONDERFUL idea human!

Frisk - Blue. If you do anything you will become my least fav au

Blue - You still have to live in the AU however, and according to the code I can FORCE you guys to like it if I wish!

Frisk - hmmm... Nah tbh Killer is better then U-

Killer - Well you suck so-

*Disk's resistance/willpower set to 0*
Blue - now don't you want to play, hmm?

Frisk - Oh sht- HELP-

Killer - What do I get? *Chara is controlling Killer*

Frisk - CHOCOLATE

Killer - HOLY FK YES- *Grabs knife*

Yan!Berry - I wouldn't do that if I were you.
NO ONE hurts senpai!

Killer - Oh I'm not hurting the chocolate giver- Aka my bff- I'm killing you-

Blue - ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! if only Pap could've come up with a joke as good as that!

Frisk - *calls every au of Goat mom* Mom Blue is tryin to fk me- AA

*each of the lines don't pick up.*

Frisk - FK YOU GOAT MUM

*one does pick up.*
...
But nobody came.
Blue - oh yeah forgot! The queen of this world is waiting for you guys in the basement!

Frisk - . . . . WHAT THE FK DID YOU DO TO MY MOTHER?! *over protective mode - on*

Blue - actually didn't touch her. Just a hostage kind of thing.

Frisk - YOU LITTLE [CRAP]

Blue - So who will play with me? You two or her..?
Me - you've crossed lines I didn't even know existed..

Frisk - YOU LITTLE *16 swear words later bc I ain't gettin canceled*

Me - ...is there another way we can do this?
Blue - actually, yeah. You manage to satisfy me on your own and y'all get to go free. Fail, and all three of you I keep.

Frisk - Blue I swear to god- If you promise to not make us do this I will tell you 2 favorites, and make you my favorite AU

Blue - you're trying to bribe me. Sorry, but once I've made my decision it doesn't c h a n g e . You probably won't even go through with your word anyway..
Me - well so much for that idea...

Frisk - p l e a s e ?

Blue - I'm not changing my mind. Can't you understand that?

Frisk - p w e a s e ?

Blue - that's the spirit! Keep talking like that and that kid will be all over you in no time!
Me - *visibly shaking*

Frisk - wait what

Me - ....how old are you Disk? Like not including the century of being dead..

Frisk - BISH I'M A CHILD

And so am I-
Blue..?

Frisk - ...?

Watch and learn.
*throws through window*
*before the water can even flow through, it is absorbed by the sponge*

Frisk - !

*it draws the sprinkler water towards it like gravity*
*u take this advantageous time to cover the sprinklers with cyan knives*

Frisk - Oh!

Problem solved...
Be glad that I'm a friggin nerd.

Frisk - Yeah-

...I thought that we was at the end, hahah..

Frisk - You didn't see anything.. (talkin abt them cryin)

..here.
*pie spontaneously appears*

Frisk - AAA

Blue - Don't worry, I actually haven't done this before, so you should be able to satisfy me quickly! That other kid however...

Frisk - *s t a r e*

Me - y-yep, we're screwed...
Blue - you got that right!

Frisk - *sigh* bro if you don't do this to us I will tell you a secret-

Blue - oh, but I won't be doing it!
I know that kid well enough that they'll eventually... well. You're already looking like it, too..!
Me - n-no I'm not..!

Frisk - . . . . YOU BISH- *Starts strangling you*

*disk phases right through me&
Me - please don't attack me. I can't die anyway.

Frisk - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Me - we aren't gonna stop blue.. shall we just get this jit over with asap?

* Frisk brings him back *

Blue -
...human!

Frisk - ehm... Hi I guess?

Blue - *picks up disk*
TO THE BASEMENT!

Frisk - wha-

YB - No one may touch my fren now!

Frisk - EH OKAY STOP IT YA DUMB MONSER- YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THEN XP

Blue - Oh, but you mean the world to me! And call me Sans-san!
(Pun intended)

Frisk - I AIN'T CALLIN YOU THAT YA WORTHLESS MASS OF XP

Sans - we'll see about that after playtime in the basement!

Frisk - I think I am like- 11-13-

Me - 💀
I died at 10..

Frisk - 💀

Me - blue, how old are you..?

Frisk - WAIT- *googles it*

...well?

Frisk - 20-30????

Me - OH GOD NO-
I DON'T CARE WHAT UNIVERSE YOU'RE FROM, THIS IS ILLEGAL-

Frisk - YEAH

Me - I am suddenly much less ok with all this..

Frisk - *cry*

...I have an idea.
Blue attacks stop an enemy from moving, so if I cover the sprinklers with knives...

Frisk - ^^

We still need a way over the floor though...

Frisk - hmmmmmmmmm

Oh crap- nevermind
We're stuck anyway
Look in the room through the door.
*hallway is flooded waist-deep*

Frisk - O h

We can't just sit here forever...
Soon enough the glass will crack from water weight, and fill thisroom, and you know what happens from

* Frisk sits in the corner and crys *

Wait I had the most insane idea
*grabs minecraft sponge*

Frisk - . . . o h

So sorry if it's a little stale...

Frisk - it's erm... fine...

Good...

Frisk - ...mhm.

Frisk - I WILL DO FR ANYTHING PLEASE

Pap - look, my bro couldn't possibly think of anything worse than what I have in mind, so I'll let him decide your fate
Blue - YES!

Frisk - *Middle finger*

Blue - you're already getting it!
Let's go!

Frisk - WHAT-

Blue- we're going to have so much fun, you and I! Hey, other human! Wanna come with?
Me - I-I-uhhh-

Frisk - SAVE YOURSELF-

Blue - sorry, but you take to long to answer, so I decide!
*my soul goes dark blue*
Me- A-

Frisk - YA KNOW WHAT- *deals 9999 damage to YanBerry*

*It heals him?*
Blue - Oh, I forgot to mention! To make sure that we can't possibly be too rough with each other, I changed a few things!
Me - we're doomed-