RULES: no OP,joke,millitary,car,or bambi O/C's, romance and ERP in memechat,if romance or ERP, female goblin O/C preferred,have

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Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Star:well this is werid i was just in my tavern making ale?
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*as you look around, your eyes lock onto a certain booth, with him behind the counter*
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Star:*walks towards booth*
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*whatever he is, he seems to have noticed your presence*???: well,well,well! hello there ma'am, what's a pretty thing like you doin in a place like this?
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Star:looking for something
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???: well, i'm pretty sure i could help you find it,what do ya need?
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Star:trying to find the nearest tavern
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???: oh, it's just down the road from here, then take a left, i'll be there shortly after a close up shop.
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Star:okay *walks off to the tavern*
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Prince: This is not Battledawn...
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*as you look around, your eyes lock onto a certain booth, with him behind the counter*
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Prince: What in the? *walks to the booth*
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*whatever he is, he seems to sense your presence, as he looks over at you*
Spleensthecat101.
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Aries- uh...
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*as you look around, your eyes lock onto a certain booth, with him behind the counter*
Spleensthecat101.
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Aries- hmmm maybe he knows something. *Walks over to the booth*
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???: can i help you with something sir?
Spleensthecat101.
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Aries- uhm I'm a girl but uh can you tell me where I am?
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???: you're in bonesburg, home of well..a lotta weird f**kjobs like m'self. can i interest you in any of my high quality but extremly expensive weapons?
Spleensthecat101.
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Aries- uh...sure why not. It's my first time here anyway.
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???: alright then, now, what can I interest you in? *the items on the booth are: a sword, a bow, an ax, a staff, a bottle of some sort of bright orange potion*
Spleensthecat101.
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Aries- cool bow.
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???: interested in the bow,eh? That’ll be 200 dollars.
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???: … wow…I am impressed… here ya go kid. *hands you the bow* who’d ya have to pickpocket to get this much coin? Scrooge mcduck? {that’s a fourth wall break, he does that a lot}
Spleensthecat101.
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Aries- good thing I always carry a lot of money on me. Here you go. *Hand him the money*
MopMan
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Axel: What the?
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*as you look around, your eyes lock onto a certain booth, with him behind the counter*
MopMan
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Axel: Where am I?
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*thinking that whatever the man is might have answers to your questions,you decide to approach him*
MopMan
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Axel: Hey, do you know where I can find somewhere to eat?
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gizmo: huh? oh yeah, there's a tavern just down the road from here.
MopMan
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Axel: Odd question but what is this place?
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gizmo: good question. welcome to bonesburg! home of well...a lotta weird f**kjobs like myself. can i interest you in some of my high quality but extremely expensive weapons?
MopMan
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Axel: Sorry but- actually, do you take trades?
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gizmo: that depends...what's the pay? *he'd raise one eyebrow curiously*
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gizmo: then what are they,huh? magic pellets or some bull like that?
MopMan
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Axel: "These."

*He pulls out 4 small blueberry-like fruits from his pocket*

"Before you ask, no these aren't just blueberries."
[deleted] M
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U: this isnt the endarian empire throne room... oh well, i guess ill se up a military presance.
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*you look around to see if anyone will help you,just then, your eyes lock onto a booth, with him behind the table*
[deleted] M
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U: *walks up* hey, *slaps a radio onto the stands table* can you fix this? i need to make a call.
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???: hmmm… I dunno…. A thing like this looks pretty expensive…. I can definitely do it, but it’ll cost ya.
[deleted] M
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U: cool, what currency do you take? *lol, U is crouching because he is 10'9* whatever it is i got plenty.
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???: I’m only asking for a simple,tiny, itsy-bitsy sum… of 500 gold.
[deleted] M
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U: ._. im a trillionare here. *hands him 500 gold*
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???: *he’d stare at the gold wide eyed* wow…you…actually paid me…I’m impressed…I’ll be right back with your little device there as good as new! *he goes behind the booth and a few hours later, comes back out with your device, which is now fixed*
[deleted] M
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U: thanks. *he pulls a microphone out of it* hello? redemption this is obsidian 1 callsign SYN1 get your ass over to this dimension now! *he puts the mic away* thanks man, sorry to colonise your planet.
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???: so! That was your plan all along! I shoulda known, you bastard!
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???: lol…or blt…or…whatever the f**k you said doesn’t matter! Those bitches don’t even KNOW about this place!
[deleted] M
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U: well? im not ganna let this planet fall into the hands of the EYE!
Lord_Frieza
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Glacier: *sigh* nobody to fight...
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*as you look around for a challenge, your eyes lock on to a certain booth, where you see him behind the counter*
Lord_Frieza
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Glacier: he looks strong... *walks up to the booth*
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???: *whatever he was, he seemed to notice your presence as he turned towards you* ???: can I help you sir?
Lord_Frieza
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Glacier: You seem strong...
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???: well I don’t mean to brag but… *he’d smile and flex his arm, presenting a huge green bicep* yeah, 28 pounds of pure goblin muscle! Able to lift an entire boulder without breaking a sweat! *he’d place his arm on the counter,then lift one eyebrow playfully* that strong enough for ya?
Lord_Frieza
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Glacier: *grins* quite, mind sparring with me?
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*the mysterious goblin figure would look at you for a second, then begin turning his head to different angels, as if sizing you up, after which, he lets out a loud,hearty laugh* BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! OH! OHA! OOOH HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! Oh…oh my god..good one kid! That was rich! Ya know what? You.should. Do. Stand up! Well, assuming you get out of here and actually return to whatever presumably f**ked up dimension you came from.
Lord_Frieza
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Glacier: you think i'm weak?
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*he’d stare at the now- ice covered booth, then smirk* ??? Alright…I see now…huh, maybe you aren’t as much of a piss baby as I thought*
Lord_Frieza
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Glacier: that's what I thought, and i wasn't even trying, by the way
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???: well I must admit, it was a neat trick, but how bout I do ya one better, AND PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS!
[deleted]
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???: oh no that was my friend, first name no, last name SHIT SHERLOCK!
Lord_Frieza
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*Glacier puts his hand on the booth, freezing the booth and his arm*

Glacier: Say that again?

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GIZMO; MALE; 50; GOBLIN; SCAMMING PEOPLE MONEY NOTHING ELSE; HE'S SNARKY AND SHORT TEMPERED. PEOPLE WHO PISS HIM OFF; ANY {ROMANCE AND ERP IN MEMECHAT, IF ROMANCE OR ERP, FEMALE GOBLIN O/C'S PERFERRED; STRAIGHT; NONE; STRONG SKILLED FIGHTER KNOWS FIRST-AID BARTERING; HIS FELLOW GOBLINS; SNARKY SHORT TEMPERED DRINKS MEAD IS OFTEN DRUNK; THE LOCAL MONSTER HUNTERS THE EMPEROR HANGOVERS; RP PROMPT: YOU/YOUR O/C WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK WHEN THEY CAME ACROSS A DOOR THAT SEEMED REALLY OUT OF PLACE,DECIDING TO INVESTIGATE, THEY OPEN AND GO THROUGH THE DOOR, WHEN THEY DO, THEY ARE TELEPORTED TO A STRANGE NEW LAND AND THE DOOR DISAPPEARS BEHIND THEM,AS THEY LOOK AROUND, THEY SEE THEY ARE IN SOME KIND OF MARKETPLACE, THAT'S WHEN THEIR EYES LOCK ONTO A NEARBY BOOTH WITH HIM BEHIND THE COUNTER, THINKING THAT HE MIGHT HAVE SOME ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS,YOU WALK UP TO HIM,WDYD? SKILLED FIGHTER KNOWS FIRST-AID ABLE TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ANYONE STRONG