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Death star 1: Got almost everyone on board killed.
Death star 2: Got almost everyone on board killed.

The empire literally has no hope of winning. The bad batch alone has over 100 confirmed successful missions. They executed every order perfectly.

they were genetically created with the perfect DNA to be soldiers. Modifications were possible if necessary.

"Genetically perfect" lmao

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he took out multiple droids and thats a pussy example of a bad clone

Oh how sad. Oh me oh my oh.. nevermind.

You re-watched clone wars just to argue with a stranger? I bet your tadger's the size of a tictac.

>respect you for attempting to defend the wrong side of an argument but you lose that respect for insulting not just me but my girlfriend as well.

I'm sorry for puckering up the asshole of your imaginary friend (not)

>I changed homes dozens of times because my dad f**king ran away and my mom didn't have the money to care for me.

I don't care. Doesn't excuse you acting like a fud

"Boo hoo me get abused feel sorry 4 me and excuse my shitty behavior."

How the actual f**k are you this pathetic? You lose an argument and then try to insult me till you feel good about yourself? The LGBTQ stream isn't even that whiny whenever I call them out for being fatherless. You however are a f**king pathetic bitch ass motherf**king w**re ass f*got with no dick, pussy, cock, or tits.

You make as much sense as a custard flavoured jobby ya huffy wee f**kin bampot.

f*got ass british bitch ass no bitches s**t ass horny bitch

American patter is honking ya hamster heedit bampot.

Get it up ye, bawjaws

stop making up words you british s**t

*Scottish
you gerbil-headed, haunted gobshite. You've got a face like a skelped arse.

Sped ass bitchy w**re

EXCUSE ME?
what the actual f**k did you just say?
firstly: we aren't whiny, but we do actually have emotions.
secondly: HOW DARE YOU? you dare call someone a f*g? do you have any idea what that could do to someone? HUNDREDS of LGBTQ_ youth (not adults, not teens, but ACTUAL F**KING CHILDREN) commit suicide every year because they feel unloved, unappreciated, and are bullied to the point of attempted and occasionally successful suicide, watch your f**king tongue before i cut it out.
Thirdly: not every LGBTQ+ person is fatherless, i had my dad abandon me when i was little, so f**k you 100 times over for that. most children who don't have a father either grow up in a broken home, or their dad is dead. think before you act asswipe.

TLDR: watch your f**king mouth, because you never know who you will offend, and you never know the consequences of your actions, you fat, snot-gobbling, Doritos munching, mountain dew guzzling, pathetic excuse for humanity.

Know that I have seen this and am going to ignore it.

they have literally killed jedi and sith lords in the name of executing things effectively. And what do you mean effective soldiers? Stormtroopers are famous for sucking ass at their jobs. One even hits their head on an opening door in the movies.

>they have literally killed jedi and sith lords in the name of executing things effectively

So have regular civilians

>And what do you mean effective soldiers?

They get the job done (Like the opening battle of the ANH)

>Stormtroopers are famous for sucking ass at their jobs

They were written that way, yet they still managed to ambush and capture the entire rebel alliance leadership at Cloud City and only lost because the plot demanded it.

> One even hits their head on an opening door in the movies.

I just showed you a clone punching a metal robot and breaking his hand. 'superior' troops my ass.

"only lost because the plot demanded it." Oh my Arceus. That is the most anti-efficient argument I have ever heard. You realize that the clone troopers maintained victories against more than a few kids with guns and a princess with no planet or people. They battled the multi-billionaire separatist alliance with billions and billions of droids some of which had to be dealt with by clone troopers with PERSONALITIES and PREFERENCES like droidekas needing special equipment. Unlike an army of people who need to fit a stiff mold. They hunted Mandalorian Warriors like rats in beggars canyon.

'The Death Star is an invincible battle station who's only weakness is this tiny, single port that will conveniently blow up the entire station if it's hit and it can only by hit if it is fired upon by a magic man that can bend shots mid air.'

Definitely not pure plot convenience.

Clones can be Jedi Dumbass

>Would you rather watch a flawless assault my military professionals or people "like you" struggling to overcome a challenge.

A flawless assault my military professionals sounds like dope cinematics. I'd love to see The Empire kick ass on-screen again like ESB

They did that one time. You are ignoring almost every single episode of clone wars or bad batch. Stormtroopers had minimal victories against a few stragglers made up of normal people. Clones taking out robots that were designed to counter them is much more impressive.

>A flawless assault by military professionals sounds like dope cinematics.

That is literally Bad Batch Season 1 Episode 1: Aftermath

>I am in a happy long-term relationship

Yea, sure you are. I'm sure being a terminally online ragemonster that screams about fictional characters is an absolute pussy magnet.

>and have a healthy life as an outdoor activity enthusiast

"outdoor activity enthusiast" I bet you are. Do you run a mile in rage at blasphemy against your precious clones?

I'll just leave this here and end responding to you. You can scream at your computer all you like then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCgGDFP8Tk4&ab_channel=TheStupendousWave

Bru. I have a disorder where my entire knowledge, identity, and skillset change depending on cues and signals. For example, when an argument starts I suddenly crave/remember things. She loves me because of the fact that we both have mental health problems and in her case severe traumas sprouting from abuse. And by outdoor activity enthusiast, I mean that I go outside and help my friends out by driving us to and from the downtown area for pokemon GO spotlight hours and raid hours. I also go outside for running to keep in shape but I prefer Pokemon GO. Have fun with your pathetic incorrect life centering around calling people with better argumental skills than you sad because you seem to not know what you are talking about.

So you're really trying to say that a squadron of Stormtroopers can't hit a target standing in the open less than 50ft away is because they all have conveniently bad aim?
Yea sure lol

What I am saying is that the clones have strife so the episodes have more conflict and interesting dynamics. Would you rather watch a flawless assault my military professionals or people "like you" struggling to overcome a challenge. So I will ignore their horrendous aim if you ignore the temporary losses that 99% of the time were fixed a few episodes later.

>Stormtroopers had minimal victories against a few stragglers made up of normal people.

You think the Battle Of Hoth was Stormtroopers vs 'ordinary' people and stragglers. They had an extremely well equipped military made up of hundreds of professional troops and well dug-in defenses and still ran like pussies at the sight of the Empire showing up to their base? Tells me everything about your fractured and confused mindset.

because they were f**king stupid. I need to mow my lawn now. this isn't over

>Bru. I have a disorder where my entire knowledge, identity, and skillset change depending on cues and signals.

Get help.

>For example, when an argument starts I suddenly crave/remember things.

That's how arguments work sunshine lmao

> She loves me because of the fact that we both have mental health problems and in her case severe traumas sprouting from abuse.

I can imagine that this supposed girl you are referencing, her trauma stems from your erratic tomfoolery.

>And by outdoor activity enthusiast, I mean that I go outside and help my friends out by driving us to and from the downtown area for pokemon GO spotlight hours and raid hours.

Soooo going out with your mates. That's not what 'outdoor activity enthusiast' imply's. More like bike riding, canoeing, running etc.

>Have fun with your pathetic incorrect life centering around calling people with better argumental skills than you sad because you seem to not know what you are talking about.

Don't worry I will lol

She was raped as a freshman and has to go to therapy every week.

This is quite a vivid fantasy you've created here. Let me guess, you and your imaginary friend are so unique and special and that makes you cooler than everyone else.

bruh, why is it hard to believe that someone who understands the basics of how arguments work has a life and a girlfriend who has had it rough?

>bruh, why is it hard to believe that someone who understands the basics of how arguments work has a life and a girlfriend who has had it rough?

Because you've spent 3 months raging about the superiority of a fictional army as if you were defending the honour of a unit a relative of yours served in during an actual war.
And your understanding of arguments is to resort to vile name calling when your argument receives any criticism or when you encounter disagreement. I would definitely consider you and your argument style 'basic' lmao

"Muh fake trauma made me aggressive"
Grow a spine you snivelling gobshite.

I rewatched clone wars just to argue you f*got. I respect you for attempting to defend the wrong side of an argument but you lose that respect for insulting not just me but my girlfriend as well. I changed homes dozens of times because my dad f**king ran away and my mom didn't have the money to care for me. Now I have an actual family where we do this thing called respect. Crazy idea I know.

The 501st took out an entire platoon of droids in just a few seconds. Season 7 episode 1 dickhead

Anyone with a baseball bat can take down 1,000 droids with ease. They're literally just an army of cannon fodder troops meant to overwhelm the enemy.

Thanks for defining stormtroopers "They're literally just an army of cannon fodder troops meant to overwhelm the enemy." Clone troopers are shown to have personalities and differences even though they have the same genetics. Stormtroopers are usually bullies in schools and trade in their uniqueness and identity for a number.

Well those 'school bullies' kicked the rebels ass in Empire Strikes Back. Clones lost hundreds (if not thousands) of troops trying to kill padawans during Order 66.

did you literally just compare elite soldiers trained in the Jedi arts and the way of the force to some random ass people who didn't like the government. If you pitted Generic rebel soldier one against a padawan that isn't a fair fight is it? and I'm NOT counting padawans without a master. those are younglings. That is a meme-level comparison. And have you even accounted for the MILLIONS of stormtroopers killed on the death stars by the crap that makes up the rebel alliance?

Imagine getting butthurt over a fictional universe. Fella go outside, breathe the fresh air, get a job, focus on your real life and clear your head of any nonsense, develop social skills and meet a girl you like. Maybe losing your virginity would stop you from being an angry little eejit, who knows?
or
You can keep acting like a bawbag and wasting your life. And I'll just keep on laughing at you.

Says the guy who is definitely a virgin. I am in a happy long-term relationship and have a healthy life as an outdoor activity enthusiast. You and your arguments can both continued being uninformed sad beings with negative bitches

'elite soldiers' that are dumb enough to punch a metal robot? If that's an 'elite' clone imagine how bad the regular troops are.

The rest of your rant is just whataboutism so *IGNORED*

Are you saying that the comedic effect of A COUPLE DAMN CLONES is equal to the f**kers that got everyone on the death star killed? To the credit of the stormtroopers, however, TIE fighters do suck ass. That does come with the whole cheap ass package of the empire not wanting to clone soldiers as it is too expensive. However, The TIE fighter is the perfect example of Quantity Over Quality in the empires ideas. It was made without life support or shields so they would save money in their production. Except for Vader's TIE advance which was given to him because they knew that TIE fighters would get him killed if he used one.

and by Elite Soldiers I meant Padawans Dumbass

That tends happen when the plot demands that you lose no matter how superior your fighting force or equipment.

Speaking of tarkin he was the reason that TIE fighters were made. AND what do you mean? The plot has nothing to do with their inefficiency and stupidity next to actual military personnel

I showed a teacher on the debate team who loves star wars your arguments. They laughed their head off. You
1. Constantly bring up the two times the empire won something
2. Use the same points of evidence over and over even when they are counteracted
3. Have no logic other than "Plot armor"
4. Refuse facts and blame them on said "Plot Armor"
5. Have you even played battlefront? The visibility in stormtrooper helmets is horrendous. Their bad aim is a canonical thing.