single yeet the child panel

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

no :[

YEET *yeetumus*

AAAAAaaaa-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

oh wait *becomes god form*

* grabs slipper *

H a h a

slippers don't work on A F**KING GOD

* Also gets the belt *

nope

* grabs slipper *

Have any deities on your side?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH SCREAMING
FOCUS-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*I slappeth thee*

* + 100 social anxiety trigger *

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do I gotta do to stoppeth thee?

AAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*I shove my hand down their throat*
SHUT

* still screaming *

WILL YOU SHUT

* scream *

...

* more screaming *

Either stop screaming or I'll leave you to those... things.

. . . . . . . . . . .

...
Made your decision?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Screaming isn't talking, you may speak.

Oh- Well kk I shut up-

Alright.
You made the right choice.
Or maybe if you're effed-up like me, you made the wrong choice. Who knows?

>.>

Well uhh...
Guess we have to wait here for help.
My arm is bound to get tired, shall we take shifts on it?

Sure-

Alright, I think I can hold them back for maybe 14 hours before I have to give it to you. I suggest resting.

Wow- alr-

*14 hours later*
Alright... wake up... my arm is sore af.

Oh- Sorry-

It's alright... however I think I know what place this is now...

?

The land that has gone the furthest away from god. You know, the most unholy in THAT way.

>.> *dumb as a rock*

Think about it.
What land literally has "lst" in its name?

OH

Now you know what is exactly in store for us if I had no crucifix.

💀

Well uhh...
Maybe we should try rushing through?
It's dangerous since it loses its repulsion power for a moment, but I can send a wave to destroy everything in a straight line that is unholy. Then we can run out of here and somewhere safer.

Okay-

Or we can hope that someone actually comes to save us. Which uh... in this world isn't gonna happen.

True- Hopefully this is Unlst or else we are going to die-

It definitely is. I recognise the walls.. I babysat here once.

Oh thank god- UNLST HELPPPPP-

Hmmm...
I assume you meant Under!Lst and not removal of it. Cuz calling out isn't the best ide.

NO- I MENT UNLST- THE AU WHERE LST KILLS EVERYONE FOR BEING LST- WHERE UNLST ISN'T LST-

Well uhhhh...
I meant just regular lst..
Shall we be more careful?

YES

Alright then. Our only escape is to make a path randomly and hope that it leads to another room ir else were literally screwed.

Yeah..

Ready for the Russian roulette? If... if we screw it up, I want ya to know that you'll get used to the feeling eventually. I know I did.

I wanna die so Y E S

I'm afraid that they never allow you below 1 hp if they catch you. Death cannot happen in this world... the motto is "f*ck or be f*cked" instead.

=(

What I meant by Russian roulette is the idea that if I fire the wrong direction we both get a fate worse than death.

>.>

Well-
My gut tells me it's this direction. When the spot spontaneously combusts, run through until you get through the door.

Okay..

3, 2, 1, GO-
*divine light sets them on fire revealing a pathway*

GOOOO-

*a minute later*
Hey uh-
This pathway is longer than usual.

WHYYYYYY-

I dunno-
Wh-
DEAD END?!
NOO!

💀

We are probably gonna be here for a long time...
Here, this'll numb the feeling for a few hours. Just to get you started.

* Calls normal Sans *

BSH HELP WE ARE CORNERED IN *You know what tale* HELP PLEASE I BEG YOU- SEND RED HERE OR SOMETHIN PLEASE I BEG YOU HELPPPP

Sans - helm nah I wouldn't wish such a fate on my worst enemy. Sorry guys but uhh- I'm kinda busy. Buying clothes. Weird, I can't find any..

PLEASE I BEG YOU SEND NIGHTMARE OR SOMETHING HE INSULTED PAP-

Sans - maybe if you can help me out here. Just help me find clothes. All I see is soup.

OMG- YOUR AT THE SOUP STORE GO TO THE CLOTHES STORE

Sans - you know this one already don't you? Did pap call?

YES

Sans - Fine. I'll send the nearest one to ya, k?

THANK YOUUUUUUUUU

Sans - no problem. *hangs up*
Me- so what is he gonna do?

LMFAO-

* Grabs the slipper *

What-

* grabs belt *

OH SH*T-

* Grabs high heel *

OH F******KKKKKK-

* Combines them *

WHHHHAAAAAA-

H a H a

I'm not afraid of you.
I have an infinity gauntlet made of Uno cards.

* gasp *

WEAK

I also holdeth my father's gallon of milk.

I HOLDETH THINE MILKETH AND THE EGGETH FROM THE MANETH WHO SPEAKS IN HANDSETH

I HOLDETH THE ROUXLS KAARD!

I HOLDETH THINE POTASSIUM!!!!!!

I HOLDETH THINE UNDERTAIL CARTRIDGE-
WAIT NO

* holds potassium *

HAHAHAHAHAH PARISH

I SHOWED YOU MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON MY 5 PETABYTE STORAGE!

?

*showeth

[Reread the cartridge thing to find out what I mean]

AAAAA

PERISH UNDERETH THINE WONDERFUL ENTERTAINMENT!

* Inhale * I HAVE WATCHED IT MULTIPLE TIMES

OH, BUT I MERELY AM SHOWING YOU THE STUFF ON THE POPULAR PAGE! ALLOWETH ME TO DEMONSTRATETH THE DISK SHIPS!

I HAVETH SEEN THINE ALL

THEN SHALL WE MOVETH ON TO ITS PARALLEL UNIVERSE, WITH EVEN MORE CURSED STUFF?

TRYETH ME

OH HERE'S ONE, GONNA BE- OOH COOL WE GOT KRIS AND THINE BIGGEST OF SHOTS!

HOLY SHINT

...no. They couldn't. They wouldn't! LEAVE THE FLUFFY BOY ALONE, YOU ARE NOT- THIS JUST BECAME A 1V3 WHAT-
...this has crossed a line.

>.>

Okay I found this cool hole in the earth that definitely leads to the Underground, let's jump down!

YESSS LETS DO IT

Okay-
*we go*
See? There's even a flower bed down there! Let's go!!!

YESSSSS HAHAHA- TIME FOR GENOCIDE *jump*

*follows*
*We both get impaled on yellow-painted spikes*

AA

NOW WE CAN UNSEE THAT JIT YAAAY

I WANTED TO HEAR THE [[FUNNY BONE MAN]] GO [[DUN DUN DUN DUN]]

SORRY [[PARTNER]] BUT ALL YOU GET TO HEAR IS ENDLESS [[FISH NOISES!]]
*the spikes are actually spears*

NOOOOO NOT [[FISH WITH SPEARS]]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIGPURIFIED]]

[[WHAT]]

YOU NEVER KNOW, MAYBE [[FISHWITHSPEARS]] WANTS TO SEND [[SPEAR]] THROUGH YOU A SPECIAL ANGLE!

THAT LITTLE [[CLASSIC BAD WORD THAT STARTS WITH B]]

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME HER [[CLASSIC BAD WORD THAT STARTS WITH B]]

WHAT THE [[FUNK]]

JUST PRAY THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT, WHO KNOWS, WE MIGHT JUST BE []KILLED]]

YAY I GET TO BE [[KILLED]]

Besteth case scenario. Our bodies mayeth be tortured, or you know...

WHAT

Wait one of thine's minutes..
These aren't spears!

Wha-

G-GET OFF OF THEM NOW! THESE THINGS ARE ALIVE-

WHAT-

YOU HEARDETH ME..!

WHAT-

ONE THING IS FOR SURE I AM NOT BECOMING A VICTIM OF TENT-

WHAR-

AI. SO YKNOW GTF OFF

AAAAA

*I grab a cross and they all commit social distancing*
G E T A W A Y

* Social anxiety bish * AAAAAA

ALRIGHT KID- JUST STAY CLOSE TO ME AND THEY WON'T TOUCH YA. ALRIGHT?

* More rando screams *

Well uhhh...
Guess we're stucketh here..

AAAAAAA

nah

* y e e t u s *

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* Y e e t u s - t h e - f e t u s - a n d - m a k e s - i t - d e l e t e u s *

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y e s

n o

y e s

nope

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