U: this is normal. ghosts, gouls. skelebones.

"my name is birch"

Chat: where are you from? do you have the dementi? miss, do you require ssistance remembering your own fruggin life?

"what?"

Chat: where are you from? we know your name is birch!

"i live in these woods"

Chat: well why didnt you say so?

"because"

Chat: well, we arent malagant spirits! you nave nothing to fear!

*smiles*

??: hm-?

U: it halloween in the forest. we get extra spooky this month. i raise the dead and provide the spooky blue fires, the others do decorations or lure monsters here.

??: i'm doing something else...

U: and what may that be?

??: looking for a book.

U: which one?

??: A Necronomicon

U: I have one of those.

??: you do?

U: yeah. I helped write the 8th chapter on magical bindings and assignments.

"i meant cute as in funny or amusing"

*they turn a lighter shade of pink* Chat: oh.. still nice of you!

"yeah"

Chat: well? how did the banishment go? *see the book* this is our persons book! *they turn a shade of red* did you steal this?

"i'm borrowing it"

Chat: *they turn back to the ghostly white* oh. sorry!

"it's okay"

Chat: who are you? whats your name?

"Birch"

chat: like the tree? also you didnt answer our second question.

"thank you"

U: don't forget to return it. I've cursed it!

"i won't forget"

U: good. Now run along. Do what you need.

*goes off to do her thing*

U: heh. * a legion of ghosts flicker around him* strange one that. Eh chat?
Chat: gib us eg.
U: you guys are fukin weird.

...

Chat: says the psycho. Anyway we gonna Chek out what that girl was doing. * leave to find her*

*finishes banishing spirits*

Chat: *apperate* heya!

"hi"

We are chat! Hello person!

"hello?"

Who are you? Whar did u come frome? We are chat! * the ghosts are very exited*

"i'm birch- i'm what most call goblins"

Chat: ooh! A goblin? Would you like to join our ranks? She doesn't want to be stabbed guys... did you see umbreon? Yeah did you see our favorite panzer?

*laughs*

Chat: what did we say?

"nothing nothing you guys are very cute"

Chat: ohh? you think we are cute? *the ghosts turn pink to indicate flattery*
Also Chat: she probably just said that to seem nice, we are hideous, we were brutaly murdered for christsake.

??: do you know a guy named Gryffphynn?

U: no... he might have gone by a different name though.

"damn."

U: eh. Why do you need it?

"trying to banish some spirits"

U: ah! You would need chapter 15!

"thanks"

U: hold on... *teleports away, comes back with the necronomicon 1st creators edition, there are only around 12 in the world* take good care of it... it's my book child.

"thanks"

U: I've book marked the pages that will help out most.