“Excuse me”

??: yeah-?

“What are you doing here?”

??: looking for something

“Looking for what?”

??: *stops and sighs* A book.

“A book…what book?”

??: A Necronomicon.

“A near-cro-comic-on? What? I don’t understand”

??: A book that raises the dead.

“Wait what! Why would you want that?!”

??: i have my reasons.

“It better be good”

??: yeah, you know this is why i dislike all you humans.

“Um, ouch”

??: *sighs* Mortals are stupid.

“But you didn’t have to tell me that. Not all “mortals” are stupid”

??: true. maybe it's just you.

“…ugh, what’s your gender?”

??: why should you need to know?

“What’s. Your gender”

??: it's no

“How does that answer the question”

??: ugh.....i'm a girl.

“Exactly…”

??: exactly what?! you got a problem bud?

“You already proved you did with my presence!”

??: stupid mortal...

“I must have the memory of a goldfish forgetting that a woman is talking to me like this”

??: i can't believe a CHILD is talking to me.

“Child? Oh I’ll show you child!” I beat my chest “Come on!”

*bares her teeth*

“You scared…” I brush my shoulders off

"you're either really brave or really stupid...."

“Both”

??: *knocks you out*

I fall on the floor

??: *drags you along*

My mouth opens slightly, quietly

??: *walks to a cave and drops you on the ground*

The body is still unconscious

??: *paints a circle on the ground*

The body is still unconscious

??: *kicks you in the head*

“(Groan)”

??: pathetic.

“Eeeehuhuhoo…”

??: welp. onto the hard part.

“H-huh?”

"hold still. luossihttrapedhtaed.luossihttrapedhtaed.luossihttrapedhtaed."

“O-ooh-what is this?”

??: be quiet.

“(Shaky breathing) What’s going on!?”

*you feel a sharp pain run through your body*

“AAAAGHH! AAAH!”

??: calm down.

“WHAT THE HELL IS TH-AAAAH!”

*it stops*

“(Panting) W-u-Where am I?”

*you can see your body*

“(Panting)”

??: you're having an out of body experience

“W-u-h-g-I…”

"you;re doing fairly well"

“Gemme outta here!”

"no"

“Why?!”

"i need you."

“F-for what…a-a sacrifice or something?”

"not quite."

“Oh thank god. Okay look I know we had some issues from the start but is there someway you can show mercy for whatever summoning ritual your about to do?”

"you won't die."

“I don’t know if that’s better or worse”

"you'll be fine"

“Wait so…if I’m not going to be hurt…am I going to have the complete opposite happen?”

"what?"

“Yeah I think we should skip that one your not gonna like it”

"nothing will happen to you"

“So what do you need me for? Drugs? Money? I don’t have either of those on me right now. Why would I bring that all the way out here”

"bait"

“…Bait? B-bait for the gods? Or like…o-other animals? (Shaky Breathing) Are you sure I…I won’t die?”

"yes gods no you won't die"

“G-GOD?!”

"mhm"

“What’s gonna happen to me, A-AM I GOING TO HELL?!”

"you're not gonna die!"

“(Hyperventilation) Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod”

"shut up!"

“Hoop-! Okay…”

". . . "

“(Panting)”

*waits*

“You want me to like…twerk or something? I mean like, what’s even the gender of the god? Is it like…”

*a black portal appears*

“AAH! AAAAHHH! AAAH!”

???: alright let's see what i've got in store today.

“WH-H-WU-“

"oh great you again."

“(Shaky breathing) YOU-E-…”

Gryffphynn: don't cry or i'll leave.

“U-uu-uh…”

"..." *opens his book*

“Who…w-w-what is happening right now?”

*you feel your soul return to your body*

“O-oh god…oooh my god”

"you're fine."

“I’m…I…ba-…”

"mhm"

“(Shaky breathing) I-…” I pat myself

"you're alive."

“I have so many question I’m too scared to ask…”