"Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!"

NOBODY EXPECTS KING STANNIS! OUR CHIEF WEAPON IS SURPRISE, SURPRISE AND A LIGHTBRINGER, OUR TWO WEAPONS ARE SURPRISE, LIGHTBRINGER AND FANATICAL DEVOTION TO R'HLLOR, OUR THR...AMONG OUR ELEMENTS OF WEAPONRY ARE SURPRISE, LIGHTBRINGER AND FANATICAL DEVOTION TO R'HLLOR