No mercy

AGH-!

I feel like we underprepared for this-!

Hey. Don't bang my sister.

Oh..

He might~

Oh-!

But don't.

Oh..

He wants p*ssy like I want Goku.

That sounds kinda gay, dude.

It is a little gay dude.

I'm gonna be the greenest Goku ever!

F*ck you, Dekurot! Kill yourself! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

God, you're such a deep character!

F*ck me!

I wish I was All Might...

I wish my dad was All Might...

Look, I'm not saying it was the best music, but american kids grew up with it, ya know?

(That doesn't make it good; it just makes it nostalgic.)

(Smash Mouth's "All Star" is heard being whistled ominously in the distance)

Wait, what is that?

(Footsteps are heard as the person whistling approaches Piccolo. The mysterious figure stops whistling as it comes into view and reveals itself to be Imperfect Cell)

BLAGH-!

You're gonna help me raise this child!

I'm not ready for that kind of commitment!

Fine! (absorbs the baby which screams)

Nooo~! My baby!

(He's getting in your head! AND YOUR ARM!)

(Imperfect Cell proceeds to put Piccolo in a Full Nelson and drink up his arm)

..Who-?

SOME-!

[TO BE CONTINUED]

Alright, when you say "Plus Ultra!" you really gotta say it like a Japanese guy.

Purusu...URUTORAAAA!!! Got it? Good. 'Cause I gotta go bang Dekurot's mom. (walks away) Straight up Professor Oak-in' that b*tch.

Dragon souuuuul!

We legit did most of the dbzka in texts....

Wanna do the next one lol

Bet. (singing) ♪Only shooting stars break the mo~old.♪

Hey da~ddy.

Who are you?

You know who could use some character development?

Gohan.
Gohan.
Gohan.
Kakarot's brat.

MEEEEEE!

Kami! We have to kill some teenagers. Also, we cool now.

I DID DRUGS THIS SCENE!

You had me at killing teenagers. HWOAH!

I'm three guys now!
Sup.
Sup.

(Do you think this joke will get old?)

(Nah, it's not Ghost Nappa.)

(Where's Goku, anyway?)

DO YOU AFRAID?!

...*Inhale*

KIND OF?!?!

BAZINGAATAC-KUH!!! (fires a Big Bang Attack at 19)

F**k.

Fa-a-ther, I wish to be a real boy... (powers down forever) .
And now, to put the old man in a home; a FUNERAL home! I--

Ah, shit. Damn he runs fast for an old guy.

Don't worry. I found his lab!

F**k! They found my lab!

But luckily, I have two more androids... (lights turns as Gero walks up to 17 and 18's pods) ...the original androids that were always a part of this story! Yes, from the very beginning! And now, I shall awaken them! Behold... (the pods open up, revealing Androids 17 and 18) My second greatest creations!

F**k's that mean?

I dunno. (looks at 16's pod) Maybe he's referring to this?

No! Don't wake him up for some reason!

Pft... I'm gonna.

NYAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!

Duuuude! Caaaalm down!

No!

Hello, I am Android 16. I am hilarious and you will- BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS GOKU.

Hm. I like him.

Hey, c*nt!

Woah, dad!

What? She's a c*nt! A c*nty c*nt! Whatcha gonna do about it, you big ol' c*nt?! Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face, and your c*nty boots, and your.......VAG*NA?