use my template wisely, young one.

as i saw this, i took a deep breath and laughed.

what the f**k are you even talking about

they have no regard to color theory and make ugly characters

i guess that's true, but it's more or less they have descriptions like "He/Her/It/Them/Omni/Helicopter/Bigaytransexual - Can manipulate space and time" ect.

mine is like

he/him has tank head

this is me oc

Basically wraps up 70% of furries. The last part, specifically

God dammit, I should've misspelled everything. That would've made it 10x funnier.

Sounds more accurate than before now, tbh. Seriously relatable stuff ahead ngl

Oh lord you’re an omniphobe too

what the f**k does that even mean, sorry i don't understand pseudoscience

Psuedoscience?? You mean I can’t be attracted to another woman because “science”?? Guess what! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

isnt that caused by mental disorders of just sheer confusion in extremely stupid animals (like komodo dragons)

*or just

No. You know what stupidity is? Basically having information be shoved in your face and even then you still manage to wriggle out of it with your dumb Christian shit. God isn’t real and you won’t go to a land of fire and despair if you like the same gender.

i believe that billions of years ago some magik fard happened and the universe was created. i don't believe in god, and if I did, why would i call homosexuallity pseudoscience? isnt that basically actively going against my own beliefs?

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