Hex the protogen (my 2nd fursona)

blade: what the-?

Hex the protogen: What? I'm eating ram.

blade: i know but why?

Hex the protogen: Cause i'm hungry

blade: oh ok

Hex the protogen: Bruh

Blade: so uh

Hex the protogen: ?

*sneaks up on them and kidnaps them *

Hex the protogen: *stops time just like in jojo*

Chris: ..... do you think stopping time for mere moments matters when my stand can make those moments non existent?

Hex the protogen: *pulls out a katana*

Chris: I ain't even gonna hurt ya *gives head pats*

Hex the protogen: *cuts you in half*

Chris: ugh *heals*

Hex the protogen: *cuts you into bits*

*revives *
Chris: I got more ram

Hex the protogen: Cap.

*gives a pound of ram*

Hex the protogen: YUM *eats RAM*

“Hey”

Hex the protogen: What, i'm eating ram.

“That’s the thing. Your not eating enough. I read through the protogen manuals and found a couple ways to absolutely destroy them. I’m gonna see what happens when I do”

Hex the protogen: Oh f**k. *sprints away*

“NO WAIT!” I chase him

Hex the protogen: *running*

“STOP! I-I WONT…I WONT DO ANYTHING IF YOU STOP!”

Hex the protogen: *stops*

“(Panting) Wait up…wait a moment…(panting)”

Hex the protogen: *eats all the RAM*

I back up “Yesss…”

Hex the protogen: ...

“You like RAM right?”

Hex the protogen: *eating RAM*

I start recording “Come on. Eat AAAALLLLL the RAM”

Hex the protogen: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *eats the RAM*

“Yeees…yessss I have as much as you want” I reach for my phone

Hex the protogen: Yes

“Do you want some more? Not all of it just some”

*activates crucible* rip and tear until it is done

Hex the protogen: Bye bitch *teleports away*

*tps to the furry* I know where you are at

Pump: You hungry, Hex?

Hex the protogen: Yes why you ask?

Pump: Because my mom has food for 4.

Hex the protogen: Is it RAM?

Pump: She's got 3 burgers for me, my mom, and my dad... and RAM for you!

Hex the protogen: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Pump: Let's go.

Hex the protogen: *goes with him*

Aqua: Hi Hex! Hi... Buddy?
Pump: Yes, it's me.

Hex the protogen: Yes

Pump: OK.

Hex the protogen: *follows him*

Pump: This is my room... and if we have guests over they'll sleep here.

Hex the protogen: *eats RAM*

Pump: *eats his burger*

Hex the protogen: I know.

Pump: *walks over*This is the living room.

Hex the protogen: cool

Pumo: There's an arcade in the garage.

Hex the protogen: ...

Aqua: And right next to it is me and Jake's room!

Hex the protogen: ...

Pump: You're currently in the dining room.

Hex the protogen: Cool...

Pump: And... that's it.

Hex the protogen: ...

Aqua: *eats her burger*

Hex the protogen: ...

Pump: *walks into the garage*

Hex the protogen: Ok..

Pump: So...

Hex the protogen: ...

Pump: So Hex...

Hex the protogen: ...

Pump: *heads inside and goes to his room* Come on, Hex.

Hex the protogen: His name is pump

Pump: No, it's Buddy.

Hex the protogen: Nothing

Pump: ...

Hex the protogen: Mmm yummy RAM

Jake: *eats his burger*

Hex the protogen: Oh

Pump: ...

Hex the protogen: ...

Pump: What now?

Hex the protogen: ...

Aqua: *hands Hex some RAM*

Hex the protogen: *waits*

*they finish*

Hex the protogen: ?

Pump: Might I show you around?