Sssshhh, it's okaaayyy

He left a hand and poo

woahhhh slow down why are those two together again?

Idk but he also left his pet

That looks disturbingly like a face

thats some spooky shit right there

“Please satisfy your wife quietly I’m trying to sleep”

Alright, I satisfy my friends wife quietly

What?

Phew

Ayo

"we've been trying to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty"

WAIT SHE SUCKING HIS D-

i swear to f*cking god

Wait so if earth is adopted who adopted it and who f**ked to make earth

sky f*cks earth