(The OC’s name is Scarth)

SIR, permission to roast the oc SIR

Granted-

ron fnf but if he F*cked satan

I thought you would say "tomato" but ok.

I can do worse

Ok then.

kewl

Scarth : Do you mean by our death count or theirs?

how many people you've killed i meant

Scarth : I've killed thousands of Blue Salaziers... Never a Red Salazier or Green Flores.

okeh
what are those last two?

Scarth : Red Salaziers are vegan. They don't eat meat. Green Flores are Cubes, they usually like flowers.

okeh
ya ever been to california?

(* cough *)

u ight?

Scarth : Why would you ask a question like that?

i just wanna know

Scarth : ... I won't tell, give another question.

okeh
how old r you?

Scarth : No questions? Geez…

sorry
i do like your outfit tho

Scarth : Thanks, I would like some questions, please.

oh oki
how ya get your horns?

Scarth : They aren't really 'horns'. They are ears. I got them from my crew.

oh oki
got any friends?

Scarth : Yes. I'm friends with some of my crew... and an opponent that seemed to help me fight a Salazier...

cool
what are your dislikes?

Scarth : The blue Salaziers... They are a bunch of geckos with no brains, they eat everything! Including us.

oh no
whats your body count?

*head pats*

Scarth : It's SHARP teeth, not SHARPIE teeth.

"Sharpie."
*pulls out giant piece of paper*

Scarth : I'm not british, got that?

*picks him up and starts using him to draw*

Scarth : wh-

"yayaya"

Scarth : -

ok then.

"also, bri'ish."

Scarth : I'm not British.

"PROVE IT"

Scarth : I don't drink tea, I don't harass, I don't really like this "Sammy" I keep hearing about, and I don't live in British land.

"What about your teeth?"

Scarth : ... I wear a mask. I have sharp teeth but never use them for combat.

"Thas bri'ish as 'ell, mate."

Scarth : Then you're british as well.

"I don't have sharpie teeth."