My dark humor is activated

Yum

Wake you up and tell you to move because that's mah spot

That’s nice

Modification of five
Put you on my bed and let you sleep
I'll make sure you have the good pillow

That’s so sweet

12. Go back to sleep inside the freezer

Fun

Aha- The twist is that I don't sleep

12. Not know what to do and have a mental breakdown

Oofie

Me in a nutshell

Yep

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