Kashiko: Natsuki’s birthday is coming up, and for some reason, she wants a piñata. Do you know where we can get a piñata, Zelda?
Zelda: Actually, we already have a piñata. Right here in Smash
Kashiko: What are you talking about?
Zelda: Let’s just say that she was the first member of Monika’s literature club to join Smash
Kashiko: Oh, so Sayori
Zelda: Yep
Kashiko: Good one, Zelda!
*Kashiko and Zelda start to hear footsteps from outside the room*
Zelda: Shhh
Kashiko, whispering: Did Sephiroth find out we were making our 720th Sayori hanging joke?
Zelda, whispering: I don’t know. I’ll go check
Kashiko, whispering: Stay safe, Zelda
*Zelda slowly peeps into the hallway from inside the room*
Zelda: The coast is clear, Kashiko. It was just the Wii Fit Trainer
Kashiko: Thank goodness
Zelda: But we will still need to be careful. Sephiroth could still find out at the worst possible time
*Kashiko looks around the room*
Zelda: What are you looking for?
Kashiko: Nothing exactly. But I feel like at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Sephiroth started installing security cameras just because he thought we were making too many Sayori hanging jokes
