Let's go!

i swear i actually was a fan of both the whole time (yes i live near philly)

Me too. But I still feel like a bandwagon fan cause I'm WAY more interested in baseball when we're winning.
I'm always interested in football.

The Phillies are probably gonna get destroyed by the Astros, so I'm more focused on the 6-0 season for the eagles. I don't really feel like a bandwagon though.

You're not.
Some people, like me, are cause we are more interested in the Phillies when they're winning...

we don't like the phillies. im a cardinals fan and i will never root for them. id rather pick the astros

No. The Asstros are the ultimate bandwagon team. No one outside of Texas would know they existed if they weren't winning...
Plus they cheat.

they cheated they don't anymore

They cheated before.
They'll cheat again.

by that logic, every team that's ever cheated is cheating right now, and that's every mlb team

Yes.
Once a team wins big using cheating, they will cheat again.

alright, what's your favorite team?

Phillies.
But they cheat a lot less than the asstros.

nope. in 1898 they illegally stole signs using wires and early megaphones.
again, once a cheater, always a cheater

That was a different team, owner and manager.
Asstros still have the same owner and team (different manager I think...)

they have a different manager, have lost over 2/3 of their 2017 campaign, and their manager announced he's planning to go to los angeles

Same team and owner tho...

Good birds! Been on the bandwagon since ‘92 😂

Yeah, real fans like you get a pass.
A lot of people are like me and care a lot more about the Phillies when they're winning...