It's about time I remaster Eggyheads Stats

Eggyhead, The (Learning) God of Eggs

HP: 18,000,000

Defense (-Damage from opponent Attacks): 130,000

Attack: 200,000

Special (One time use): 9,999,999 +Blinded

Gimmick: Captures opponent or makes shield with giant eggs

So basically. Don't get hit by the special

Yep

Only problem
The Special is massive and Eggyhead is VERY fast

what about an egg beater?
[missing texture] has like every cooking utensil always on him

I bet Eggyhead could beat [missing texture] in a cooking battle

Rare Insult Smoothie:
ingredients:
1 insult
1 compliment
3 tablespoons of sugar
2 teaspoons of flour
2 teaspoons of pepper spice
A fragment of a broken dream
that will never happen
3/4 cup of revenge

Step 1:
Mix the dry ingredients in one bowl, and
mix the insult and complement in another

Step 2: Chop the fragment into 10 relatively
equal slices and put equally in both bowls

Step 3:
Mix thoroughly

Step 4: Mix both bowls together in a mixing
bowl with a dough whisk and slowly pour
revenge in while mixing.

Step 5:
Make sure it has a thick consistency and then
put in the freezer for 15 minutes

Step 6:
Take out of the freezer and crush the smoothie
slightly. Then serve in a short glass with a straw

"Revenge is a dish served cold" -Eugène Sue

Eggyheads marshmallow milkshake

Ingredients:
1/4 bag of small marshmallows
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
2 scoops of chocolate ice cream
1/3 jar of Marshmallow puff
1 big chocolate filled marshmallow

Supplies:
Blender
Cup
The other 3/4 bag of marshmallows for fuel

Directions:
1 - Dump chocolate ice cream, mini marshmallows, and vanilla ice cream in that order into blender

2 - Blend ingredients together for 1 minute and 15 seconds

3 - Pour blended ingredients into cup

4 - Top off milkshake with marshmallow puff and chocolate filled marshmallow

5 - Enjoy!

"Mmmm marshmallow" -Eggy

we should make a "who would win" meme to see whos better

Already on it

yay