You can act like a planet, every woman goes out of orbit to avoid you

You're so ugly you make Jabba the Hutt look like Zendaya

You are so much of a disappointment, your birth certificate was an excuse

lmao

Your life is so broken that Bob the builder can't fix your life

Your so ugly you make spongebob popsicles look accurate

This is the best roast chain I've ever seen

Frr

Atleast flex tape can fix mine

Hey, Overlook hotel called, they want their carpet back, so stop using it as a tie!

I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re the reason God created miscarriages!

You don’t have an imagination, so you go on Imgflip to get roast ideas.

You know its bad when Iceu him(her?)self roasts you

I’m a guy

Frfr

*them

I’m a guy

I researched some and iceu is always referred to as he

I’m a guy

Why does nobody listen to you?

I was right let's go

it was just to be safe

So you're one of ~those people~

not those people!

Mhm

Dang Iceu

HE got it form the internet

Still dang

You mow the grass with your teeth you coocomelon watching 2 nd grade going 48 year old virgin ipad baby looking headass

Spelling eurror

My guy is calling him out for a spelling error when he made one himself

jokes on you, that was on purpose

Lol the other guy didn't enev think lol

Yeah

Lol you right and you 2

I remember getting my posts spammed with haters because I used insults form the internet. I bet those guys wont say shit here.

Fr

you are like pineapple on pizza you are a disgustingly grotesque abomination.

You are a most likely like most ppl who don't like pineapple on pizza you have never try it so try it it's good

i have and it is disgusting but that is my opinion

OK that's find just a lot of ppl have not tried it

its just gross to me

DAMN ICEU GOT SOME ROASTS

He got it form the internet

Thanks Iceu