Yeah its big brain time

IF YOU HATE YOUR DAD, AND HE LEFT FOR THE MILK, WHEN HE COMES BACK 69,420 DAYS LATER YOU CAN GET A GUN AND SHOOT THE MILK JUG. THEN HE HAS TO GO BACK TO THE MILK STORE (WHICH WILL TAKE ANOTHER 69,420 DAYS) CAN KEEP REPEATING. NOBODY WILL READ THIS TEXT