no. you cant pick a class from tf2. yes, the oc can be your own, make it human/humanoid. normal rules

Aries- uh.
( What is a tf2 MERC squad?k

(The TF2 Merc Squad are the classes we see in the game.

(ah ok)
Aries- um.

Spy: welcome.

Aries- uh hi?

Scout: watchout! *he throws a can that says "Bonk: atomic punch" into a trashcan behind you*

Aries-*dodges* what the heck was that!?

Medic: dont vorry! ze medic will heal all of your injuries!
Scout: that was a soda can!

Aries- you guys are really like a disfunctional family aren't you.

Spy: yes. *he drops his voice to a whisper* some of us are actual family *he points discreetly at scout, then himself*

Aries- I can tell.

Heavy: *pats aries on the back* welcom to the family *he has a russian accent*

Aries- uh ok! *Smiles a little bit*

Medic: dont vorry! mien Ubercharge will make you safe from all harm! with a little bit of a time limit of course. im not god.

Aries- yeah. Ok.

Sodier: ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! WE MUST PROTECT THE INTELIGENCE!

Aries-aahhh! Jeez! I forgot to tell you I'm very jumpy.

Soldier: No need! *he is waving a very much loaded rocket launcher around* you are perfectly safe!

Aries- quick question why are you swinging a loaded rocket launcher around!?

Soldier: because im american! and i have the right to bear this!

Aries- ok.

Spy: we all have our weapons. some on us. some not.

Aries- ahhh ok

Spy: i for example, nave my revolver and knife on me at all times.

Aries- aww ok I get it like I always have a switch blade up my sleeve.

Engi: don forgit, you got yer sapper on ye too! *engi is from texas*

Aries-.my what?
(Aries sometimes struggles with accents)

Spy: translated from texan: dont forget that you have your sapper too, he was talking to me.

Aries-ah ok l.

Engi: whard demo git off teh?

Aries- who?

Spy: demoman, he is our... well... he has bombs, but he is a drunk. we all have our weeknesses.

Aries- oh ok. Drunk people can be uh ... Interesting.

Spy: that is one way to put it.

Aries- so is there anyone else I haven't met yet or know of?.

Spy: there are nine of us: Heavy, Scout, Soldier, Medic, Demo, Sniper, me, Pyro, and Engi.

Aries- oh nice Kool so then with me that makes us 10?

Spy: yup.

Aries- ok so what do we do know cause I get bored kind of easily.

Spy: we can test your proficiencies.

Aries- ok I'm pretty sneaky, and I'm really flexible, and I'm kind of impulsive as a downside I guess.

Spy: you need to be more specific, i can be impulsive, and i can be flexable, what are you good at? are you brainy? strong? do you care for the ingured? are you a crazed lunatic who will literaly burn the world down? are you sneaky? are you good with bombs? are you quick? or are you a lethal marksman?

Aries- uh well I'm quick and I can be quite devilish and will not be bothered to watch the world burn but I will help and take care of the injured. I'm also sneaky and not afraid to scare the sh!t out of people.

Spy: meet, the phantom!

Aries- wait what? So I'm "the phantom"?

Spy: you can change your name if you want.

Aries- no no I like it a lot thank you.

Spy: now all you need to do... is pick your weapons.

Aries- ok I usually prefer knives of some kind and maybe a Glock but yeah.

Spy: well... knives are my thing. but a pistol will work, maybe a shotgun too.

Aries- ok that works for me.

Spy: well lets get you fitted out then.

Aries- ok.

Spy: *opens a door into an armory*

Aries-*looks around at the stuff in the armory*

Spy: all of this stuff is up for grabs.

Aries- this is a lot of stuff.

Spy: yup. it is.

Aries- so uh what would you recommend?

Spy: something up close and personal.

Aries- uh ok *chooses things cause I'm to lazy to type it* I also already have something I wear for missions and stuff.

Spy: good!

(aries wears this and all black clothing and hoodie and gloves)

Spy: you kinda look like me.

Aries- huh weird... Great minds think alike.

Spy: *puts on his balaclava* see what i mean?

Aries- ah yeah I do.

Spy: now. we test your accuracy.

Aries- ok

Sniper: I'll take it from here!

Aries- ok so this is about precision?

Sniper: *he is australian* depends on ya weapon!

Aries- ok.

Sniper: okay, lets see if you can hit that target 15 feet away.

Aries- oh that's easy. *shoots at it and hits it right next to the middle*

Sniper: now that one over there 20 feet away!

Aries-*shoots it*

Sniper: nice one! now hit the one 50 feet away.

Aries- uh... Ok *aims and shoots*

Sniper: 100 feet.

Aries- uh... Uhm ... I can do this I'm capable. *Aims and shoots*

Sniper: now try 250.

Aries- I don't know if I can but uhm u can try. *Aims and shoots*

*you miss, hitting a target behind it*
Sniper, even when filing you suceed. you lucky dog!

Aries- uh cool I did not know I could be lucky.

Spy: *decloaks* indeed. im very proud of you.
Sniper: wait... Spy is too vain to say that! HES NOT OUR SPY! GETTEM!
Fake Spy: *a puff of smoke reveals him as the blu spy!* correct as always Mr.Mundee.

Aries- who the heck is he!?

Sniper: Not our spy! *he grabs a kukuri from... somewhere and proceeds to fight the spy*

Aries- well how do u help do I kill him or do I just tie him up?

Sniper: shoot to kill! *the blu spy diguises as sniper in a puff of smoke*
sniper?: shoot him
sniper?: no! shoot him!

Aries- uhhhh

sniper?: i know! lets play 3 questions, if we answer something that she knows is the truth, she shoots the other person.

Aries- uh... Uhm ok

sniper?: go on! ask the question!

Aries- what's my name in the group?

Sniper?: sharpshooterl.
Sniper?: easy! Phantom!

Aries- I see some one is big brain. Sorry friend but your not sniper. *Points and shoots the fake sniper*

Sniper: great shot!
Blu Spy: SACRE BLEU! *dies*

Aries- yeah I'm big brain!

Spy: sorry about that... he slipped past me-aaaaaaaand i see it was taken care of.

Aries- yeah!

Sniper: that... is our spy.

Aries- yeah. I can tell.

Sniper: can you? or are you just trying to be cool?

Aries- I mean he was the only one that knew my name in the group so kinda.

Spy: she has a point. also, scout wants to see you. dont let him talk about brooklyn or women. he may try to hit on you.

Aries- uh ok.

Scout: come on over here!

Aries- uh ok. *Walks over there*

*2 munites later, outside Spys smoking room*
Scout: so... shall we? *he opens the door*

Aries- I don't smoke just so you know.

Scout: neither do i, i need healthy lungs if i want to keep running as fast as i do. this room is just private.

Aries- ah ok. *Walks in*

*there is a table with a dinner st in the middle*

Aries- *looks around*

Scout: dont touch anything, i hear Spy boobytrapped every surface that wasnt a table or book.

Aries- oh I'm sure.

Scout, so... *pulls out a chair* come on! i had medic make us some food. although, he might have used some "parts" from his cooler.

Aries- I don't mind food is food and I'm a little hungry.

Scout: alrighty then. well, i grabbed some wine from spy's personal stock, he wont miss it, its 150 years old, its probably bad anyway.

Aries- *laughs*

Scout: sumthin funny? *he is from boston* did i make a joke?

Aries- no no I'm just thinking of something.

Scout: ???

Aries-anyway you can continue.

Scout: but anyway. how are you liking the team?

Aries- it's actually really nice. It's nice to have people to depend on.

Scout:one of our things is that you can meander and not be punished.

Aries- really?

Scout: yup. Whatever you do... you can do whatever, so long as we do what the administrator says. We get paid a good bit too.

Aries- huh cool. So are they're any other girls on the team or just me?

Scout: just you. Ms.pauling is our boss. But your the only female merc.

Aries- huh ok. Anyway what do you guys do in your free time?

Scout: we have contests sometimes. Sometimes we do freelance work, I remember onetime demo took up a demolition job and leveled a whole city block.

Aries- nice.

Scout: damn.

Aries- what?

Scout: sorry. Just surprised by you.

Aries- why?

Scout: you are a little bit of a psycho. Then again... medic doesn't even have a real license.

Aries- *sigh* that's what I'm to help with as well.

Scout: ???

Aries- oh yeah sorry I am pretty good when it comes to medical procedures.

Scout: ah. We all know baisic first aid but medics medi gun is practically majic.

Aries- yeah and I guess my name in the group is phantom thanks to sniper.

Scout: that's a nice name. What's your real name? Mines ~Jeremy~

Aries- oh my real name is aries and it's nice to meet you Jeremy.

Scout: that's a pretty name. I like it. * he leans in*

Aries- ...

Scout: *tries to kiss her*

Aries- I'm sorry but I'm not interested yet. I just got to know you. And your kind of a simp.

Scout: oh... I see.

Aries- I said yet so you still have a chance... When I feel like it.

Scout: *a little happier*

Aries- anyway what do we do now I'm kind of bored.

Spy: *walks in* scout... did you take a 150 year old bottle of wine from my private stores?! * he holds up a butterfly knife&

Aries- *stares at him* I think your in trouble.

Scout: oh no...

Aries- HE DID! *Begins laughing*

Spy: *rapid angry Frenchman noises*
Scout: *terrified Boston Boi sounds*

Aries- *laughs* haha... Comedy gold.

Spy: *trying to stab scout *

Aries- ok... Ok you guys stop or I will have to separate you.

Scout: * trying to throttle spy with his bat*

Aries- OK I SAID STOP! *Said in a very stern and angry voice*

Scout: BONK! *he hits spy over the head with his bat*

Aries- *runs over and grabs the bat* I...SAID...STOP!

Scout: sorry.
Spy: invis cloaks.

*

Aries- it's ok. And spy get out of your invisible cloak and if you stab scout I with bash your head into the wall till I caves inwards.

*spy has left the group chat*

Aries- ugh anyway what now?

Scout: we could pay a visit to heavy.

Aries- sure I wouldn't mind meeting the others.

Spy: good idea scout.

Aries- yay I get to meet more people! *Smiles*

Spy: he might be in the gym

Aries- ok... I will follow you cause I have no idea where that is.

Spy: lets go! *he runs off*

Aries- wait for me! *Runs and follows him*

Spy: *slows down a bit*

Aries-*follows him*

*you come up to 2 gym doors*

Aries- ok so this is the gym...Kool.

Spy: heavy will be in the weight training one. *he points to the left door*

Aries- ok thanks. *Walks through the door on the left*

Heavy: *is lifting a lot of wieghts*

Aries- uh hi I'm assuming your heavy?

*he is lifting the whole ass machine* Heavy: *in russian accent* Da.

Aries- *stares at him in astonishment*

Heavy: something wrong?

Aries- how do you do that!?

Heavy: in mother russia... you need be strong.

Aries- i-i can tell.

Heavy: also... lots pf sandvich.

Aries- uh...ok a sandwich of some kind... I'm aries- by the way I just recently joined your guy's group.

Heavy: i heard from medic.

Aries- ah ok... And Im assuming you know my name or the name in the group.

Heavy: Nyet.

Aries- uhm I'm not good with accents I'm sorry. I have no idea what you said.

Heavy: Nyet is russian for no.

Aries- oh ok, well my name is phantom so yeah.

Heavy: nice to meet you phantom.

Aries- yep and it's nice to meet you too heavy.

Heavy: how strong are you?

Aries- I'm relatively strong I guess. But I do know that it takes 2 lb of pressure to push the bone in your nose into your brain, and 4lbs of pressure to rip someones ears off, and 306 degrees to rotate a humans head off.

Heavy: of course.

Aries- yeah but I'm not the best at most things

Heavy: i can help you grow strong if you like.

Aries- that would be nice.

Heavy: first. *holds out sandwich*

Aries- uh ok. *Grabs the sandwich*

Heavy: eat. it make you strong like heavy.

Aries- uh ok. *Eats the sandwich*

*the sandwich give you a boost of strenghth*

Aries- wow thank you!

Heavy: *holds up a sandbag* now punch it.

Aries- ok *punches it*

*your hand goes clear through the bag*

Aries- *stares at it* woah...

*a little paper falls out that says "MINI CRIT!"*
Heavy: *laughing* that was incredible!

Aries- wait what?

Heavy: only heavy and demo can punch through sandbag on a good day!

Aries- interesting.

Heavy: very good job!

Aries- yay!

Heavy: ill get scout to clean up the sand later. in the meantime, lets see how much you can bench on a normal day. *the strength wears off*

Aries- uh ok.

Heavy: *removes a lot of the weights from the benchpress* sit.

Aries- ok *sits down*

Heavy: now, try to bench a few pounds.

Aries- uh ok. *Does it*

Heavy: good, i just needed to see that. now *he pulls out his minigun* lets see if you can lift sasha.

Aries- uh...ok. *lifts it*

Heavy: *f**king astonished*

Aries- you seem surprised.

Heavy: no man can weild sasha, let alone lift her. you are something special.

Aries- yay I'm useful in some kind of way! *Smiles*

Demo: *bursts through the door* *drunken scotsman sounds*

Aries- and that must be demo... The drunken

Demo: *lol alchohol*
Heavy: -_- of course.

Aries- *sigh*

Demo: heagh skinghtshgtf sdktrjflakfwlgjitg.
Heavy: *sighs* lets get you to bed demo.

Aries-*facepalms * I can help.

Demo: che-*hic* cheers mat-*hic* mate.

Aries- ugh. *Opens a door for them*

Demo: ruigrfkbdvaiwebsfsif;.s

Aries-*follows them*

Demo: *alchohol is bad for you for a reason kids*
Heavy: ill get the asprin.

Aries- I will make sure he doesn't wander off.

Heavy: thanks.

Aries- yeah we are a team we have to help each other.

Heavy: of course! it always helps to have someone you can count on!

Aries- yeah...

Sniper: did demo get pissfaced again?

Aries-... Ye. *Seems worried about something*

Sniper: whats up?

Aries- oh...uh n-nothing.

Sniper: suspicious of me?

Aries- what! No... It's just I I haven't been really able to depend on anyone since I was maybe 6.

Demo: aye! me too mate.

Aries- cool...

Sniper: yeah, we all have our things. we all have a form of trauma. but hey! for those without family? we are a family!

Aries- yeah. Your right anyway...what now?

Sniper: well, we wait for demo to get as sober as possible. then we wait for our next objective.

Aries- ok... *Sighs and begins to draw on a note pad*

Medic: vat are you vrawing?

Aries- something... *Is drawing a picture of the team*

Medic: ooh! give me a bone saw!

Aries- *laughs a little bit* ok that will be easy. *Finishes drawing and shows it to them* so what do you guys think?

Spy: its very detailed!
Heavy: is heavy realy that big?
Sniper: you got me sniper in there!
Medic: oooh! i look like i have a real licence!
Demo: aye! i look wasted though.
Scout: am i that much of a baby-face?

Aries- well I'm glad you all like it. *Smiles*

*the intercom squaks*
Administrator: Prepare To defend the Intelligence!

Aries- ooo enemies...time to put their heads on steaks and put them outside.

Sniper: you sound like soldier.
Demo: *takes a swig of scrumpy* LETS DO IT! *he grabs a literal sword and sheild*
Spy: welp, looks like we have Demoknight today.

Aries- LETS GOOOO! *Runs off*

Spy: *concern*
Sniper: ill get up there.
Heavy: DOCTOR! FOLLOW ME! *marches forward with medic*

Aries- *runs somewhere* uh... I don't remember the layout of this place...crap

Spy: follow me! *he disguises as the Blu Spy*

Aries- ok! *Follows spy*

Spy: try to keep up! you should use your abilities. we need to get behind enemy lines.

Aries- ok I will. *Continues to follow spy*

Spy: *disguises as Blu Scout* follow. you might want to stay hidden. use a gadget or clever positioning.
*walks up to blu team* heya guys!

Aries-*finds a good hiding spot and watches*

Spy: *convinces them that he is their scout, before letting them leave, stabbing their engineer to death, diguising as the engineer, and then sapping the machines built by the Blu Engi*

Aries- *kidnaps one of them and snaps their neck, and hides the body in a small hole Ina wall she found*

*Spy is now invis*
Spy: hello. good idea.

Aries- ahh! Jeez you scared me.

Spy: shhhhh. i have a plan. ill take out their sniper.

Aries- ok...then what do I do?

Spy: distract them with something.

Aries- uh...ok. I'll go distract them now. *Walks outside*

Spy: *leaves*
Soldier: ABOUT TIME! *he smaccs the Blu Medic with a shovel*

Aries- Ooo look a penny! *Tries to distract the other team*

Litterally all of blu team: WHERE?!?! *even the blu sniper falls out of his nest to his death, spy didnt even stab him*

Aries- wow you guys are really stupid. *stares at Blu snipers body*

Blu Medic: we arent dumb! now where is that penny?!?!?! *he grabs you by the collar*

Aries- right there. *Points at a rock that looks very similar to a penny*

*all of Blu Team scrambles to pick it up*