I suggest you run as fast as you can, Derek

imma teach my daughter the same technique

i was very confused at who was "dad" and who te girl was lolz

I was too

Who team ya on the girl, or Derek?

hi my names derek

hi

yeah so the thing is she mauled me and shot me nine times then hit me with a shovel

you good bro?

nah i'm actually dead and uh your the only one that can read this I'm haunting you because your the one dating my ex (the one who killed me)

no. no I am not

lol L-bozo just kidding about me kidding I am a ghost in fact I am your punishment from santa himself

*satan

welp

The girl and the dad right now

If you're gonna make memes with a fake text generator you should at least put the texts on the correct side

I did not make the texts, I found it as an image

Not funny didnt laugh