At night, I get hungry. So during the day, i sometimes like to hide some sort of small piece of food, for example: a cashew, a chip piece, anything, really. I usually hide them under a thingy I have on my bedside table. But sometimes, I need to go extra. Occasionally they’ll go under my box of tissues, inside a book on the floor, etc. Most of the time, it’s a cashew, peanut, or chocolate chip. What I do when I find them at night is, uh, weird. I have a plastic mini knife on my bedside table. I use that to cut whatever food into pieces. Then I stab them with a pushpin and eat them. You see, I make ‘em last.
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