edit: so harley's parents think "cooper" is a really gay cis dude on drugs that harley has known for years without telling them

Oh, Harley?
I rember them

boo

/j

lmao

ya
i love how everything harley's parents think about me is just an assumption based on the fact they had never heard of me until a while ago
like all the information they have on me is that i know harley and they were immediately like "that is a fruity gay man who does drugs and is 60000 years older than our kid"
but if i use my deadname that i used in 4th grade, they have no idea that we're the same person

ok

hell yea bitches

*accidentally pours freezing mtn dew on myself* yep. i uh. i'll do that.

*proceeds sipping juice* we rly good at being serious

*pours drink in sippy cup so it doesn't spill again* yeah definitely. *trips on seemingly nothing*

*chokes on air* ow

*scrapes knee on grass* ah f**k

dumbass *spills juice on ground*

*crushes mtn dew can and cuts myself* yeah.

*grabs your mtn dew can and cuts myself* well that was smart

*tries to open another can but sprays it over cut* ah f**k here we go again

*falls into a hole in the ground that appeared out of nowehre*

Your giving me ptsd

I do that all the time

im a genius apparently *casually puts on sunglasses while inside* aha

*Me takes lamer approach and uses lights to make my glasses transition and pushes them up*

*dramatically takes off sunglasses* now those *points sunglasses at you* are cool

*takes off glasses with the most cracked(literally)-ass lenses ever, "I wish"*

*slowly pushes glasses back on my face* you should get those fixed my mans

*realizes that they suck* yeah I can barely see while wearing them.

you should like, not break them *sips juice*

*Reaches for mtn dew in backpack* yeah probably. they just get scratched all he time by everything

*leans against tree and falls but lands in style* that was supposed to happen anyways don't scratch them

*asks crush ou* *wakes up from nightmare* *commits suicide*

*dies*

You know him irl?

we live near each other and have for like 6 years

hell yea

ya we've gone to the same school since 4th grade

why can't you hang out again?

idk my parents are interesting ppl

huh. mine are neglectful to the point it worries me. one time they thought I was gone all day at a friends even though I was just chilling around.

huh
i just kinda leave and they don't notice and or arent home when i come back

harley's mom is a puritan
like the kind from the witch trials

ah. makes sense. they won't remeber your face right?

no because they haven't seen a picture of "cooper" but they've seen pictures of "(insert deadname here)"

ah. smart smart smart.

https://i.imgflip.com/6xhtj6.gif

Pffttt, the title tho

hell yea

What if I just go to your house and be like
"Hi are u interested in Buying a new car" xD

uh id be concered

concerned

Lmao,

are u planning on doing that

Why not :D

fair