Bro like why the F**K Kirby looks go***mn f**kable. Think about it, according to wikipedia kirbo is 8 inches tall. That makes him the perfect height to just pick up and f**king slam your dick down its stupid f**king face. And dont even get me STARTED on that mouth. Like holy f**king shit IMAGINE the head that you would recieve, I dont f**king care if it would kill me. kirb head would deliver me to the afterlife. And the greatest f**king part, kirbs has no teeth and is stretchy and squishable. He has the f**king anatomy of a fleshlight. You cant f**king say this isnt intended. God f**king dammit nintendo why the f**k was kirbi not the star of bayonetta, I want to see that f**king stupid sexy pink bitch get down and dirty on my dick. God I want to f**king bust inside that kirbussy. I dont even know if kerb has a f**king pussy, dick, or whatever. He has a mouth that has been proven to give the greatest succ in all of nintendo lore. Why are people not wildin out about this? why the f**k is everyone furiously beating off to pokemon and underaged girls when theres nothing wrong with using a fleshlight that says poyo. I am rock f**king solid just imaginging that steamy hot blob drenched in my splooge, absolutely dick drunk from going 8 hours doing nothing but sapping me dry of every drop of man milk. korb doesnt even have to breathe probably, you could just tie him up and use him how ever hard or how ever long you want. We KNOW hes the strongest character in all of smash bros, ITS IN THE F**KING LORE. f**king s**t would give you a mad sloppy and be ready for more. f**k I cant take it anymore