if bugs bunny sung piano man by billy joel

but it's better than drinking alone

Sing us the song, you're the piano man.

Sing us a song tonight.

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody and you've got us feeling alright.

it's a pretty good crowd for a saturday

and the manager gives me a smile

because they know it is me they've been coming to see

to forget about life for a while

and the piano it sounds like a carnival

and the microphone it smells like a beer

and they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar

And say man what are you doing here.

la la la di di dum

la la di di da da dum

sing us a song your the piano man

sing us a sing tonight

While we're all in the mood for a melody.

and you got us feeling alright

hey you did very good

Thanks!

your welcome

it's 9 o'clock on a saturday

With a brand new crowd shuffling in.

there's an old man sitting next to me

Making love to his tonic and gin.

he said son can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes.

but it's sad and it's sweet and i knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes.

la la la di di da la la di di da da dum

sing us a song your the piano man

Sing us a song tonight.

La la di de da da dum.

well we're all in the mood for a melody

And you got us feeling alright.

now john at the bar he's a friend of mine

He gets my my drinks for free.

and he's quick with a joke or to light up a smoke

but there's someplace that he rather be

He says "Bill, I believe this is killing me".

as the smile ran away from his face

well i'm sure that i could be a movie star

If I could get out of this place.

la la la di di dum

la la di di dum

sing us a song your the piano man

Sing us a song tonight.

well we're all in a mood for a melody

and you got us feeling alright

now paul is a real estate novelist who never had time for a wife

and he's talking with davey

Who's still in the Navy.

And probably will be for life.

and the waitress is practicing

Politics.

They share a drink called lonleyness.