I’ll go get some fancy food

Cat: *refuses to eat it bc it’s too gourmet*

Here, have this child in my basement. Try to avoid the stomach, I never emptied all the *ahem* milk from it.

Ayo~

no

They wanted to grow big and strong, so I told them that calcium would help. What? You hungry or not?

As someone named Jonathan I do not have a cat nor do I buy generic cat food

They only want them fancy feast

I want that cat