I'M NOT INTERESTED IN DATING YOUR FRIEND FROM WORK! I'M ALREADY BEST FRIENDS WITH THIS GIANT JUG OF APPLESAUCE! APPLESAUCE IS FOOD, AJ! YOU CAN'T DATE IT! I'M SELLING THESE EXPIRED APPLESAUCE JARS TO EVERYPONY! YOU WANT ONE? 10 BITS! IT SMELLS POISONOUS...