**WARHORN BLARES**; ARISE, ARISE, CULINARY SMELLS! FORKS SHALL BE SHAKEN, SPOONS SHALL BE SPLINTERED, A VEGGIE-DAY , A RED MEAT DAY, ERE THE CHOLESTEROL RISES! DINE NOW, DINE NOW, DINE! DINE FOR RUIN AND THE STOMACH'S HUNGER! DEATH! DEAAAAAAATH! DDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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