Hi kids! Do you like violence? Want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it? Got an appetite? Grab a couple slices Mom and dad lied when they told you I was lifeless What's this, someone in the main office? Hanging out after hours? How obnoxious Watching us on his monitor, preposterous Time to wake the others now we'll show him who the boss is Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper When I see a face like yours, I remember Make it through the night and I'll bet they'll give you tenure Then you can be part of Freddy's family forever Most of us got a major upgrade So I hope you don't hate staying up late If you're scared, give your resume an update Cause unless you quit, you'll still be making minimum wage When I come to life, you've got no place to hide Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights Stick around, don't be shy We're your friends, we'll show you why Beware Mangle, he'll leave your brains scrambled You could say he's got a couple wires tangled He likes surprising you from a higher angle Keep an eye above ya, cause it's where he likes to dangle We got a brand new Freddy, Chica, Bonnie You can bring balloons, boy, time to throw the party Put your mask on, cause now the fun is starting Don't keep it on long, it ain't fooling Foxy Check the vents that we'll be crawling out the bottom of If you got doors, now you oughta lock 'em up Whoops, I forgot, you don't even got 'em Keep the music playing or we're gonna have a problem. But don't relax once you have us distracted We move around as sporadic as mechanical crackheads We think on our own, no strings attached If you don't believe that, ask the Marionette Did you listen to the vision you saw? As the clock keeps ticking, we'll be givin' you more Do you remember the original four? Take a look at us now, cause our condition is poor We were left to decay In this dark, troubled place Too late to run away Just don't run out of double As When I come to life, you've got no place to hide Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights Stick around, don't be shy Just don't listen to the phone guy Hello, hello? Wow, you made it this far! Honestly, didn't think you'd really ever get far Ha-ha, don't worry, you got nothing to fear, This is just the beginning of a thrilling career Now, the animatronics are known to bug out Isn't that enough reason to get the f**k out?! Listen up, guy,
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