da amazing bunker simulator.mp3

Me: What is this place, wait. Oh I remember it's da amazing bunker I'm in.

*You're on level 2, where Blook is(he's at the staff canteen)*

Me: Hey Blook whatca doing?

Blook: "Selling fruit"

Me: K

*He goes to the stairs to get to level 3 so he can order more fruit*

Me: This is calming so far.

*You can get un-calm by going to level 1(it's where all the chaos is but has a cool bingo game)*

Me: Yeah I'm just gonna stick to level 2 and 3 thank you very much.

*Theres also 4and5*

Me: Hmm I wonder where they go? I'll go to level 4 first and then 5

*Level 4 is a clinic*

Me: A clinic?

nurse waman: "welcome to de clinic. how can i help you? we have clean noob water cleaner in the other room if you're here for that."

Me: Oh no thanks I'm just here to look around

nurse waman: "you can also pay to have chat bubble surgery to change your font and text size"

Me: Hmmmmm? Eh why not, I'm sure it can't be that bad.

surgeon man: "choose a font and size."

Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? What type of fonts do you have?

surgeon man: "choose from the list of imgflip fonts because i dont have an image of the font board here"

Me: Ill have the text Times New Roman, and make it 65

surgeon man: "alrite, let me get my tools"
*You get put to sleep by him so he can do this without you feeling it*

Me:😪

*You wake up with Times New Roman text in your chat bubble*

Me: Noice

*Let's see... Level 5 is da ticket land, where you can play slot machines that guarantee tickets or cash as your prize!*

Me: I hope I can get lucky

*Minimal luck needed since you just need to not get the trash can. Best prize is either 💎💎💎 or 💰💰💰. You also need 2 of a symbol to get tickets or cash. Three diamonds is the most tickets and three moneybags is the most cash.*

Me: Imma try to get both of them lol

mr token man: "heres 15 tokens to start off. 1 play per token."

Me: Ok.

*Go to a slot machine to play!*

Me: Okie

💎🎲🚮

Me: Dang it.

🗿💰💰

Me: Dah almost.

*No the MOYAI(vine boom) doubles your rewards because MOYAI(vine boom)*

Me: Oh

*moai gaming

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

*Oh and also there's a store where you can spend your tickets*

Me: What do we have here?

*We have pets, cute pillows, protection signs, and even cool chairs!*

Me: Do we have any games?

*No it's just a place to spend the tickets you won from the slot machine*

Me: Oh well I'm gonna back to the games to win.

💎💎🥚
*Egg🥚 has blessed you! You have gotten 30 extra tickets!*

Me: That was lucky, but I'm tryna to get all 3 diamonds and 3 moneybags.

🐟🐠🐡
*Fish*

Me: Fish, what do they do?

*Nothing. No good things. No bad things. Just fish.*

Me: .......

💎💎💎
*You got all 3 diamonds! 150 tickets for you!*

Me:

💎💰🥚
*You got 4 dollars!*

Me: Only 4 dollars really.

*It's not my fault*

Me: Idk how much I got left

*Lets count your spins up and subtract the amount from 15*

Me: How many spins did I do tho?

*6

Me: Soo if I subtract 15-6 it means I have 11

*Calculator says its 9

Me: Oh sheet I mean 9 then, damn it I add it up a little

💰💰💰
*The screen on top says Egg🥚, meaning you got the Egg🥚 blessing of 50 extra dollars, adding up to 100 dollars.*

Me: Yesss, less go!

*You wanna check out level 3*

Me: Ok

*The elevator leads to the Department of AFK*

Me: Afk

*You can afk at a compooter to make moneyz*

Me: Ok

*Also you can get a card with a number on it for a chance to win big prizes like 59 doll hairs*

Me: Ok

*Print a card?*

Me: Ok

*Choose a number!*

Me: I'm going for lucky number 7

*It prints as 07 since it has to be 2 digits*

Me: Ok

*Dev is working here*

Me: Heya Dev.

random worker: "PISS"

Me: ._.

*You notice a place called remonitoristation*

Me: The heck is remonitoristation?

*It's apparently a place to shop for computer sruf*

Me: Hm

*You notice that Dev has a golden PC shell from there*

Me: Wow

*Wanna go in there?*

Me: In where?

*The tech store!*

Me: Ok

*Inside there are a bunch of things, with the most expensive being the Golden Kit.*

Me: That is alot of stuff

*A drone flies over to you and scans you*

Me: Um hi.

Drone: "Welcome to Remonitoristation. I am Luna, and you are..? (this is where you register your name)"

Me: I'm PaleoZilla24

*Luna registers your name and face so it can recognize you when you enter*

Me: Hmm.

Luna: "Now, what would you like to add to your cart?"

Me: Hmmm. Let's see here.

*There are different colored cases for the screen and the PC, along with a laptop, a tablet, SSDs, and grafic cards*

Me: Hmm, I'll take that Blue pc

*Luna adds it to your cart*
Luna: "Current price: $50."

Me: 50$ jeez is that really expensive?

Luna: "We're running a tech store. Cheap stuff isn't good stuff."

Me: Dang. Well I'll buy it, it's not like that I'm broke.

Luna: "Proceed to checkout?"

Me: Ok

*Another drone appears to scan to see if you're a registered customer*

Me: What's your name this time.

Checkout Drone: "Lucas. I am Luna's employee, and I work the checkout area."

Me: Ok

*Lucas does the checkout things and gives you the items*

Me: Thx.

*You return to the department of AFK and talk to Isabelle from animal crossing to get a job*

Me: Oh hello there, u must be Isabelle.

Isabelle: *Isabelle noises*

Me: Sorry I don't understand whatca sayin

*She's telling you that you need to talk to [REDACTED] to apply*

Me: The who I need to talk to?

*It's a glitchy version of Dev who works here*

Me: Um Dev, does this glitch figure looked like you.

Dev: "Yeah, she's actually pretty friendly!"

Me:Oh good

*Now let's get that job.*

Me: Ok

Glitch Dev: "Welcome to the Department of AFK! Would you like a job here?"

Me: Sure why not.

*She assigns you to office 5*

Me: Ok

*Dev is in the office with you. This is done to facilitate more workers.*

Me: Oh hey Dev.

*You notice her wallpaper. It's this image*

Me: I wonder what happened to her?

Dev: "It's a meme dummy"
＼ Λ＿Λ This is Memecat.
　　 ＼( 'ㅅ' ) Help Memecat
　　　 >　⌒ヽ take over
　　　/ 　 へ ＼ Imgflip by
　　 /　　/　＼＼ copying and
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽつ pasting in
　　/　/ 10 other comments or he
　 /　/| will never be a meme
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
⊂ヽ help me be a meme

Me: You talking to me?

*I wanted to make Memecat a meme*

Me: Ok

Dev: "You need to be part of the Wingsツ to get cool wallpapers for your PC"

Me: Ok

*Skye goes into office 4 and starts working.*

Me: Well I better start workin.

*You just need to turn on the PC to work*

Me: Ok let's see what we got.

*You open the work program and see an ad for Remonitoristration's new products*

Me: Ooooh, they looked neat.

*TVHead calls you

Me: Oh it must be TVHead.

TVHead: "Someone's at the door to the castle! You've gotta help quick!"

Me: What!?

*We'll return here soon, but for now, we need to go to the next post!*

*K*

*Welcome back to the bunkah*

Me: Yeah I better continue working.

*You notice an app called da lucky number*

Me: Oooooh lucky numba

DLN App: enter your numbah

Me: Ummm, 7

DLN app: enter username

*Enters my username*

*You're given a widget that shows the winner of each round.*

Me: Oh neat

*You can also open the app for more details*

Me: Ok

*Blook calls you*

Me: Yeah Blook?

Blook: "It's freezing in the bunker rn."

Me: Well do you wanna take a walk outside, or warm up the place?