Roleplay with Beret Jardin: Standard Roleplay rules apply

{Ember screeches.}

Beret Jardin: *Walks closer*

{Ember steps away.}

Beret Jardin: Hey!

matt: huh... thats odd..

(Sure)

(ok send link
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Beret Jardin: *Looks around*

..

Beret Jardin: *Sends out a probe to find them*

..

Beret Jardin: I'm going to find you one day

Matt: *in mind* *meme*

Probe: *Makes a radio noise*

... it says Matt is at the frosty fox tavern

Beret Jardin: *Goes thete*

Matt: *humming Vesania*

Beret Jardin: *Kicks open the door*

Artica: OI! *Shouting in foxtrot* (she's the owner of the tavern)

Beret Jardin: I'm looking for this bounty *He shows a holographic picture of Matt*

huh... for what?

Beret Jardin: For being a prison escapee

hmm...

Beret Jardin: *Looks around*

matt never told me this... and he tells me EVERYTHING

Beret Jardin: Speaking of which where is Matt?

he told me he was getting something, then would be right back...(can we memechat)

(Check your Memechat)

Shit! *holds out palm and a gun appears* you have 10 seconds to run away!

Beret Jardin: *Lands after a few hours on earth*

*asleep*

Mary: *Is sleeping on his side*
Peter: *Knocks on the hull*

*wakes up* we here?…

Mary: *Wakes up* Looks like it.
Beret Jardin: *Lifts up the seat restraints*
Peter: *Walks in* I am your parole officer

Just take me in already

Peter: *Puts ankle monitors on before taking them in their house*

I can barely walk in these

Mary: I'm having trouble too

Here *holds you up with telekinesis*

Beret Jardin: I have armor that deflects high energy and velocity weapons you don't

Uh… true *summons sword and attacks you*

Beret Jardin: *Activates the Darksaber*

*cuts you*

Beret Jardin: You cut me and I'll cut you worse. *He slices your sword in half with his Darksaber*

*eyes widen* hehe… *drops sword and starts backing up* we can talk about this…

Beret Jardin: I can drag you in warm or I can drag you in cold... *He puts his hand near a blaster*

Please don’t…

Beret Jardin: Why not?

I don’t wanna die but I don’t wanna go to jail either

Mary: I don't know.
Peter: Do you take stimulants Mr. Mako?

I don’t even know what that is

Peter: Chemicals that help keep you awake longer

Nope I don’t do drugs

Peter: Do you drink coffee?

I hate coffee

Peter: Okay you two can go to bed

Ok… *walks to bed*

Mary: *Follows*

*lays in the bed*

Beret Jardin: Yes but they need to look through your records to make a thorough decision

I’m f**ked…

Beret Jardin: Why?

I… was a really good bounty hunter so… I killed a lot of people

Beret Jardin: That's the status quo sometimes you have to kill

Yea man I’m done for but so long as Mary gets out I’m fine

Beret Jardin: They looked into it and your kills are pardoned so you two can get parole

How?!

Beret Jardin: Apparently the dates for those kills that are charged are so long they expired

Wait what? I’m so confused

Beret Jardin: Why did you go to jail in the first place then?

I… may have got caught hunting a bounty

Beret Jardin: Hmm... If you don't go with me another bounty hunter might capture you

Your gonna kill me so no

Beret Jardin: Not necessarily it depends on how you respond to your capture

I’d rather be free *turns around and walks away*

Beret Jardin: *Launches a rope at your legs*

*fall over* oh come on *summons sword and cuts the rope*

Beret Jardin: Do you want to live?

Yes! That’s why I’m outta here! *walks away*

Mary: Leave my boyfriend alone!!!
Beret Jardin: *Thinks before stunning and taking her*

Hey! *runs up to fight you* leave her out of this!

Beret Jardin: *Fires a stunning blast towards you*

*falls in front of you knocked out*

Beret Jardin: *Takes you before putting you both in handcuffs and seats with restraints*

*wakes up hours later* *sleepily* uhhhh… Mary? Mary where are you?

Mary: *Wakes up* Where are we?
Beret Jardin: You're on my gunship

Mary what the hell are you doing here?

Mary: I don't know
Beret Jardin: I took her to lure you

Ugh… Jackass…

Mary: *Takes off her shirt before getting in bed*

*hugs you*

Mary: *Hugs back*

*falls asleep*

Mary: *Falls asleep*

*the next day*

Mary: *Wakes up* Could you ask Peter about the monitors?

*wakes up* hm? Ok… *yawns* Peter!

Peter: What is it?

She wants to know about the monitors

Warden: Since you haven't been a bounty hunter in a long time those kills aren't relevant since most were requested

Woah! *looks around*

Beret Jardin: *Waits*
Warden: You both Will be on parole

As long as Mary gets out I’ll rot in prison

Warden: Send both back to earth and a parole officer will handle it from there

Wait we’re not on earth? Cool!

Beret Jardin: *Puts them back in restraints* Were going back to earth

Ok

Mary: Okay how long will that take?
Beret Jardin: At most a few hours

Oh jeez

Mary: Thanks.
Peter: Where do you two sleep?

In a bed

Mary: We sleep upstairs

*chuckles*

Peter: What's so funny

Heh… in a bed

Peter: It's 9:00 PM right now

I know

Mary: *Yawns*

How am I not tired?

Beret Jardin: I have to bring you both in. But don't worry she'll get a lighter punishment

No! *somehow gets out* fight me right now you jackass! *summons a knife*

Beret Jardin: *Activates his Darksaber* I can cut your leg and arms off
Mary: It isn't worth the risk Mako please listen to me

You can’t go to jail just because I am! *tries to stab you*

Beret Jardin: If you keep this up you will be executed

Do it!

Beret Jardin: *Aims his blaster*
Mary: *Starts breaking down*
Beret Jardin: As much as I would love to it is not fair to both of you. I'll see if I could put you on parole

Her right?

Beret Jardin: I'm taking about Mary and you Mako

*stops trying to fight surprised* really?

Peter: What about them?
Mary: I would like to take a shower

She wants to know if there’s monitors in the shower

Peter: You will have to take it off when you walk in

Why is there one in there in the first place?

Peter: To make sure you don't leave without being noticed

Ok but in the shower?

Peter: You can take it off when you're ready to shower miss

*mutters* why in the shower?…

Peter: Because they can get damaged if wet

Exactly! Just… never mind

Mary: *Comes down in a long sleeve shirt and sweatpants*

Your going lazy mode today…

Mary: Why not?

Mary: *Gets some clean clothes and a bathrobe*

*sits up*

Mary: *Goes into the bathroom before closing the door*

*rubs face*

Mary: *Takes off the monitor and clothes*

Did you sleep?

Mary: *Behind the door* Yes

*chuckles* not you Mary I’m talking to Peter

Mary: Oh

*looks at Peter*

Beret Jardin: *Sets course for earth

*sighs* time to rot in prison

Beret Jardin: You're not going to prison

You talking to her?

Beret Jardin: You both aren't going to prison

He just said we’re on parole, that’s still going to prison

Warden: You two are on house arrest

That’s still prison! I’m gonna be bored as f**k in there!

Mary: At least we're going to be together and we can watch television

At least…

Peter: Yes I got some sleep

Ok

Mary: *Is taking a shower*

*gets out of bed*

Mary: *Is washing herself*

*Goes to kitchen*

Mary: *After a little while she turns off the water*

*starts cooking breakfast*

Mary: *Dries with a towel before putting on her bathrobe and ankle monitor*

*finishes cooking after a while*

Beret Jardin: You're lucky my client wanted you alive.
Mary: *Is trying to hold her bladder* Is there a toilet onboard?

Wait client? Who are you working for?

Beret Jardin: A prison warden is my client.
Mary: If there is a toilet may I please use it?

Dammit… imma rot in prison again…

Beret Jardin: Do you promise not to touch anything except for the toilet?
Mary: Yes.
Beret Jardin: *Unrestrains her to use the toilet**Opens the passage to it*

Just so you can get money… just kill me now…

Beret Jardin: I wouldn't earn money and besides is that what your girlfriend would want?
Mary: *Goes to use the toilet*

You jerk… she won’t see me in prison so just kill me now

Beret Jardin: *Gets a call* Hold that thought. *Comes back* I told the warden that she was trying to help you so she'll be in prison with you

No! She didn’t know I was on the run! You can’t! *struggles out of the restraints*