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THE PROMISED LANDS

real

you, me, grassland.
what are we having for dinner?
bloatroot, of course!
uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our grassland bloatroot!
we black out and wake up in a cave.
we're surrounded by impalers.
horny impalers.
you know what that means!
impaler orgy!
the stench draws in a cyklops.
what are we gonna do?
we're gonna fight it!
bear-like fight, bear-like handed, bear-like NAKED?
not saying the next part
we befriend the cyklops after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck e cheese.
dance dance revolution.
revolution?
overthrow the celestial emperors?
uh, i think so!
next thing you know, i'm re-incarnated as jesus christ.
then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, do a bump, white out, which i didn't know you could do.
then i smoked a joint, GREENED out,
then i turned into the sun,
uh oh! looks like the meth is kicking in!

carlos x danny lore

even the impaler part????

yes

YES

opinion on it?

sex

Plant SUCKER paradise :troll: 😳

the home of these fellas
the second-most advanced species in the hole that earth forgot

My dick be full of holes after I’m done visiting/j

they're only interested in putting long and hard plants in their mouth, not meat

and dont think of disguising your dong as a carrot or a bloatroot

:troll:

Add shitf**k island

no
do the name of the island to yourself