Spamton announcement temp

for me i have committed:1st degree murder(x285), 2nd degree murder(x37), Vehicular Manslaughter(x164) Use of Chemical Weapons(x7) Treason(x5) Unauthorized Possession of a Nuclear Warhead(x1) Theft(x273) Identity Theft(x48) Money Laundering(x2,389) Arson(x78)

also im wanted in every single country so i have to stay in international waters

makes sense. I wish I could come to pick you up in my houseboat... but I'm being hunted rn for my crystal meth sales.

damn
theres abandoned underground tunnels all over the united states
i suggest hiding in one of them

could my customers access them?

yes

anyone could
they're just hard to get in

k. any access points near mexico?

ive never been to mexico bc i got wanted by interpol ages before i had the chance
just get to a town and take everyone hostage

damn. its p cool ig