-Dragonite-'s Top Gun announcement template

here's a list of them: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/task-forces

nu-07 (hammer down)

nice, I'd be in Epsilon-11 "Nine Tailed Fox"

Basically the "default MTF". Only saying that as they do everything, and are the most common MTF to get called in.

Referring to Epsilon-11. But ig it's nu-7 as well

there's only nine members and they are only deployed when all security is lost

I know

ok

So yeah

vaporeon f**ker task force

you heard the man.

you heard me

"Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-Contained."

but what if i am not in an evac shelter?

idk tbh, just hide ig

i just love how the comments turned into a hectic warzone real quick

fr

okay

time to die

no

E-11 got P-90's, you got nothing

while you were saying that i ran away

how?

running away

stop walking off

no

that's not my moms *sneaks up behind you and starts strangling you*

no

bullets are faster

your aim is so shitty tho
you’re not hitting anything

*injects a sleeping agent*

no

*grabs your arm*

*my arm falls off*

hang on my NVG is broken

while you’re fixing that i’m going to run away farther

*injects enough to make anyone sleep*

i’m not tired
*walks away*

other 8 Epsilon-11 go!

no

*fixes it and lands 13 shots*

you hit a bird dumbass
now i’m in new zealand

whatever, gn

the site's on lockdown, your not escaping

get on the ground and we can come to an agreement

don’t feel like it

where in NZ? you cant run from the Foundation forever

yo mama’s house

wha-

give me my arm back meanie

only if you come with the Foundation

no

just do it

no

Australia. I live in Australia.

yo mama doesn’t

yes she does

why is her house in new zealand

you won't win against 5.7x28mm

actually i can

did they stutter?

no

vaporeon
monitoring
taskforce

f**ker

of vaporeon

yes

ok