-Dragonite-'s Top Gun announcement template

vaporeon f**ker task force

you heard me

"Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-Contained."

but what if i am not in an evac shelter?

idk tbh, just hide ig

i just love how the comments turned into a hectic warzone real quick

fr

okay

time to die

no

E-11 got P-90's, you got nothing

while you were saying that i ran away

whatever, gn

only if you come with the Foundation

no

wha-

give me my arm back meanie

*grabs your arm*

*my arm falls off*

stop walking off

no

just do it

no

get on the ground and we can come to an agreement

don’t feel like it

*injects enough to make anyone sleep*

i’m not tired
*walks away*

*injects a sleeping agent*

no

that's not my moms *sneaks up behind you and starts strangling you*

no

yes she does

why is her house in new zealand

*fixes it and lands 13 shots*

you hit a bird dumbass
now i’m in new zealand

Australia. I live in Australia.

yo mama doesn’t

where in NZ? you cant run from the Foundation forever

yo mama’s house

the site's on lockdown, your not escaping

other 8 Epsilon-11 go!

no

you won't win against 5.7x28mm

actually i can

hang on my NVG is broken

while you’re fixing that i’m going to run away farther

how?

running away

bullets are faster

your aim is so shitty tho
you’re not hitting anything

did they stutter?

no

you heard the man.

vaporeon
monitoring
taskforce

f**ker

of vaporeon

yes

ok