Slide ghosts

54 views • 3 upvotes • Made by bluehonu-ig 3 years ago in MS_memer_group

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SiberianKiss
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
kill your mom
bluehonu-ig
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
i wish i could
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
you can
bluehonu-ig
0 ups, 3y
no because i don't have a weapon and she's physically stronger than me

and also it would be inconvenient to go to jail
SiberianKiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
wdym “you wish you could”

just grab a knife or some shit and stab her until she stops resisting, then stomp her out

it’s as simple as that
bluehonu-ig
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
i can't access the knives rn and she's physically stronger than me and everyone would know instantly and going to jail would be very inconvenient
SiberianKiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
just like

take someone else’s knife

and then afterwards just flee your state
bluehonu-ig
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
who's gonna take me out of state

not like i can walk i'm in the middle of texas

sure i'm in an urban area but everything surrounding it is desert and prarie, with a few small drug-addict towns
SiberianKiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
ever heard of buses?
bluehonu-ig
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
i don't have the money for a bus

especially not the ones that go for that long of a route, those are luxury busses over here
SiberianKiss
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
steal your mom’s money after you kill her
bluehonu-ig
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
she doesn't have money either
SiberianKiss
1 up, 3y
ask someone for money
bluehonu-ig
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
no one has enough money for the luxury busses except the clones and they wouln't be caught dead talking to someone with a salary under 5mil
SiberianKiss
1 up, 3y
rob them

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sometimes my mom makes me think about killing myself but it doesn't ever make me wanna do it for more than 5 minutes because after that i just get really pissed that someone made me feel like that