Best Caption wins Ep 5 S4

Spire seeing an unattended 10 year old:

"Go ahead mom, take away my phone. You can't re-virgin the olive oil."

The person who invented after alterna

"Ground me if you want, but you can't unf**k the thanksgiving chirkee."
*Then Spire appears and unf**ks it*

Sexual offenderman (creepypasta) after seeing his next victim