how

ayo?
how did you turn yourself on i mean what

I did not

off yourself!

*gets off*

L

can i help you?

no

🐟

you ate too much ass

I never did

ong

You have toilet paper on your shoe.

Just eat ig?

they mean "jack off yourself"
they want you to masturbate

oh

oh no

what
are you afraid of ridding of excess cum 💀

I don't want to run out of children by the time I'm old enough to have sex

BRUH
our balls are constantly making new sperm
wet dreams is just our balls dumping excess

he looks like he missed the orgasm

you cant run out unless you masturbate like 20 times a day (i think)

tf-
how do you know this shit

my friend, who has never nutted, and is the most wholesome person (who also loves call fo duty) told me

damn
also, say hi to him from one COD fan to another

alr
which ones do you play

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRUH
MY MAN IS COOL FOR THAT IPHONE SHIT
HE BE PLAYIN THE OG BLACK OPS

oh ok

does cod mobile have controller support

I have no idea
I don't have Xbox or Playstation
I only got Wii, Nintendo Switch, and I used to have a Gamecube and PS1 until I lost them

maybe try bluetooth syncing your switch controller

ah
my parents took my phone see
so I stopped playing since 2021

when did they take it

They took it on January of 2022

You still don’t have it back?

yes

jack off yourself

aight bet

you has a dick?

technically ye
the clitoris is just a very small p**is with twice the nerve endings
so it basically just means i have a dick but it's the size of the nail on my pinkie finger
which then benefits the degradation kink because for some reason i feel like it would be hot if someone said my dick was embarrassingly small and pathetic before dominating the shit out of me

....
so, are you intersexual?

i mean probably because my genitals don't really match the ones in the diagrams but having a clit doesn't make me intersex that's just how stuff develops
a clit is just a tiny p**is with a hood of foreskin, and all AFAB people have them

do you have anything female about you

well yes that is what it says on my birth certificate but i've noticed the shape, placement, and size of my pussy is different from what is considered female
like it's closer to my ass for no reason so now i have pubic hair on my asshole and apparently no one else has that which would raise questions about my sex in a medical setting
but i'm not allowed to go to the gynecologist

hot damn