why do older people treat casual messages as formal letters from royalty in the 17th century or something

“Pardon me, dearest Grandmother, but I question if I will be residing at your abode during the nightfall.”

“No, my dear Grandchild, however, is it your desire to reside with me on the fine night of Saturday?”

“Indeed.”

Fines nights at saturdays
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Is this where you want to stay?

😭

damn your grandmother seems nice tho

i love how your grandma is like "dearest grandchild, how would you like to stay at my humble home this Saturday night?" and youre like "ye"