THIS IS DISASTER GIRL:
SHE KNOWS A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN WHEN SHE SEES ONE;
LISTEN TO DISASTER GIRL;
BE MORE LIKE DISASTER GIRL; I TOLD THEM NOT TO EAT TACO BELL IN THE HOUSE; I WARNED YOU OF THE CONSEQUENCES! EAT IT OUTSIDE WITH ME, I PLEADED, DIDN'T I MOM?