Why do my bases look so promising but my finishing results look so bleh

Same

I’m going to buy your cat, whether you like it or not.

Why...

WHY EXACTLY???

food.

oh. Sure

today I will eat two cats

*still running*

*grabs your face and slaps you*

*literally frickin' dies*

W

NOOOOO!!

yes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT!! *KICKS THE DOOR OF THE OVEN OPEN AND RUNS*

*Metallic Mario starts playing*

AHHHH

*chases you*

yes

*chomp*

That will be one cent

*gives a hundredth of an individual dollar bill representing 100 cents, or 1 dollar*

What the f**k is happening here?

it won’t f**king die

Just grabs its face and slap it

Thanks for the tip

Then it'll die

shut up

*pulls out ultra shovel*

NOOOO

*starts beating you with it*

I WILL NOT DIE UNTIL I WANT TO

*puts you in the oven*

NOOOO IM TOO CUTE TO DIE!!! HELP ME!!

JUST *hit* F**KING *hit* DIE *hit* ALREADY *hit hit hit*

Cawt

Fellow cat?

*Pokes the cat* Now whatcha gonna do

Its just a black box-

Exactly.

Sorry too stupid to understand ;w;

You’ve been kidnapped

Wtf is this comment section

No idea.

*Touches the cat*

Time to say good bye to your butthole

Try me

You know what? Since you want it, I'm not going to give it to you.

Thanks for the free pass :D *pokes the cat*

Well shit

Good job you just got played *Punches the cat*

You just punched sarah, time to die

no. *Aims m1014 shotgun at you*

I'm bullet proof.

So your bullet proof, cock proof, what else? drown proof?

I'm everything proof, no joke

tease proof?

Like I said. EVERYTHING proof

But i got a free pass from you so *gives you my free pass*

Mm

yay i don't have to go to court for punching an innocent person!

Good for you

Oops i forgot i don't have a gun license for this *quickly throws m1014 shotgun*

Mhmm

Please tell me you can just take that gun because you have a gun license, I don't want to be in prison.

*takes the gun* mmhmmmm

Okay I'll leave now, after one more *touches the cat* *runs*