Stuff

turning invisible

You basically won’t get any spouse because they won’t see you ig idk

The ability to reply to my own comment instead of having to listen to what you say

No bit-

you're suicidal and a furry

To be able to rid the world of furries

no side effects

No side effects

ability to spawn garlic bread

No side effects

yay

Shapeshift and reality shifting

You can only shapeshifter to sussy stuff

And the other one?

You can only reality shift sussy stuff

I can have sex with my sister without society looking down on me

No side effect

invis

You’re likely to get hit by things very frequently because no one can see you

ok

Whar

my supa power is to get rid of fictional/real characters forever

No side effects because no anime

sad

I can spawn beans at a very fast pace.

They all spawn inside you

Basically having my own pocket dimension

People can still see what you do in both dimensions

Ok thats not the worst

I can fly

You will forever be naked

is that really a bad thing tho

I can reply to your comment and nullify the side effect

At this point you’re just a normal person

ability to summon any female character i want to have sex with them

You get diagnosed with 6 different stds

worth it

freezing and unfreezing time

Everything including your heart freezes

that means i wont die because time is frozen and heartbeats don't count

Hmm