Ouuuchhh

I HOPE YOUR CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH IS OLD AND DOESNT HAVE THE LITTLE POWDER STUFF

I hope your Lucky Charms are unlucky

damn that hurts

may your five year old neighbor have their violin lessons every time you have a hangover.

i hope someone gives you a square blanket that isn't quite big enough for you so you can never find the long side

you monster

I have a sheet that doesn’t fit my bed by a inch

An inch*

*Mino’r*

I will shoot all sinners in sight

Keep talking about your dïck like that, it’s funny

im a woman💀

MS_Paint: *laughs in female*

stop talking about your father like that, they don't exist.

I’m not a mirror

so you really are useless

This coming from the guy that randomly commented on me to try and "roast" me, bro doesn't even get bitches

you're right, i get men

LOL

"i get men" 💀

and you say i don't get any, where are yours?

bro this was 3 weeks ago, drop this, you come out of nowhere tryna shit with me who commented on this 3 weeks ago

a solid argument, i shall refrain from making another argumental statement.

Hmmm….

same

funny looking back on this and seeing how stupid i was

Wow this is an old chain but sure I will provide backup

Rare insults my guy

I hope your honey nut cheerio´s make u have a heart attack

Who the fuçk asked you

I hope your frosted flakes aren't frosted.
I hope your honey nut cheerios aren't made of honey.
I hope your raisin bran has no raisins.

i would honestly accept raisin bran with no raisins
i dont like raisins

The only thing that makes Raisin Bran good IS THE RAISAN

minor spelling mistake *you: raisan, correct: raisin* your argument is invalid

Piss

I hope your chocolate chip cookie-os have shït in them

The chocolate chips is the shït

I hope your chicken is beyond chicken

I haven't eaten a rice krispie treat in 5 years :/

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