I take the gf
Then make her buy me 100$ worth of toad gift cards

Smrt

gitf cadr

I choose neither

fict drca

I'm taking the girlfriend because I'm hungry

so cannibalism

she's a cat girlfriend you dumbass

yeah she said she was hungry

it's a CAT girlfriend

chinese food

It's a neko so different species

ok but like why are ya gonna eat it

Don’t believe me?

As of 2015, cat meat is eaten in Vietnam. It is generally seen on menus with the euphemism "tiểu hổ", literally "baby tiger" rather than the literal "thịt mèo". Cat galls have aphrodisiacal properties according to people in North Vietnam.

i didnt want a history lesson but ok

Lol

Its a cat
People used to eat cats before

Keep on reading books kids

gfit cadr

i dont have a nintendo

cat girlfriend

caught in gameboy camera