someone hired you to do this to a 1st grader

i’ll do that for free

hell yeah *punches the first grader 328094132489 times*

"Oh hell yeah. Which first grader?"

"Any of them. Also, the more you kill, the better i'll pay you."

"Well, I've gotta say, there's not going to be a single child left here once I'm done. Any specific way you want me to do it?"

"I want them feeling pain throughout the entire process of dying. And when i say pain, i mean it."

"Ok."

Me: aw hell no I'm not killing an innocent child

jake: sure. (he suffocates a first grader) done.

Yus. *beats kid*