Latias, why the ____ did you pet the Sylveon???

who would win

Latias

or

Eurofighter Typhoon 4.5th gen multirole fighter jet

Latias because Fighter jet < LIVING Fighter jet

Typhoon has AIM-120 AMRAAMS and AIM-9X's (at least my loadout in Neo Warfare does)

I pet sylveon and he said my p**is turned into flies

I'm already at Southern island. That's how far i'm getting away from that maniac.

oh no

I might be pulling an all-nighter at this rate. (Homeworkwise)

your teachers hate you

(Only 2/8 of them.)

that's still 25%

true.

how do you keep going?

With motivation. (I have almost none though)

oh

(Unless they learn Baby-doll eyes or Charm), then Sylveon is kinda guranteed unless they replace or forget the moves.

no, other eeveelutions have those moves. Especially ones that are house pet's and are not for battling.

I was talking about no stone usage. Just Umbreon, Espeon, and Sylveon.

And the hopes that my parents and teachers don't get mad at me.

I still always wonder how if an Eevee evolves into a Sylveon, it loses 100% of it's sanity, compared to Jolteons, who lose 30% of their sanity upon evolution, Umbreons lose 5%, and all other eeveelutions lose no sanity upon evolving.

the way I think it is, is unless they get touched with an evolution stone. Eevee will just evolve into the evolution closet inline to their personality.