darn

*pets*

*castration in the sky. Your p**is now flies!

what the f**k

*Puts... claw things (I have no idea what the technical term for a Latios hand thing would be.) firmly at sides. Petting seems to be restricted this way*

I just searched up what castration is. WHAT THE FREAKING PIECES OF POKEBLOCK DID I JUST SEE!!!

I am sorry you saw that

I was just very shocked. (I am NEVER petting a sylveon)

yeah, the entire species are psychopaths

This is what makes me feel bad for Serena's Eevee. If that Eevee did not know Baby-doll eyes, then it would be a less insane Espeon. (I took the time of day that Serena's Eevee evolved into consideration)

You have a point, I'm agreeing with you there

Not all of them are.

I just am.

*pets anyway*