thank god I don't live in a backwater.

Southern US Backwater Bingo; by Charlesisacutedoggo; Next nearest shopping mall is a county away; Internet is shit; Neckbeards; "I live in the boonies"; Know somebody who will kill over college football; Everybody has a rifle; Deer hunting; Tractors and/or 4-wheelers; Camo everything; No fences; Youngest known inhabitant is 15+; Extremely Republican; Pickup trucks; Nearest school in the next town over; At least 8 people aspiring to be football players; Virtually no police force; People absolutely pissed at the Little Mermaid remake; At least one Alabama Fan; "Restaurants? What are those?"; Average IQ around 85; Can't tell you shit about anything online; "The vaccine is propaganda!"; That one guy that can tell you just about anything about guns; That one guy that can tell you just about anything about animals