Buddy Christ

LorenaBashing, and Jesus will never snap my neck

You just made a long guard meme telling people not to make Lion guard memes

this is not a lion gu4rd meme

You mentioned Lion guard, which makes this a Lion guard meme

*guard

Jesus died 1989 years ago

Well þen stop doing it

And jesus won't because he wouldn't kill someone because one person told him to and he's dead so he wouldn't be able to

he is alive liar

no hes not
if he was than he would be 2022 years old
Which is impossible

He created the earth 😑😐😑 he is going to be older than that

He didnt create the earth
he was born almost 2022 years ago
I dont hate jesus, but he is dead

he did, and not true and not true

Ah yes because my religious beliefs mean Im lying
I can have a different opinion from you

No, God did.

He still wouldn't

Mr US? May I get the Kar98k? And the C4 stock?

She is gone. So long, Fake Biden! XD

*backwards long jumping intensifies*