s o m e b o d y jacked off to Writh

Wha-

Writh

Mhm-

Idk

*punches you in the face and sprints off*

*I hit you with a portal gun and then go into you with another portal*
Perfect angle to have you now-

*bites your head off*

*my head was amalgamated into yours, along with the rest of my body*

*forcefully tears our flesh off, making us spooky scary skeletons*

Hmm, the bone has been revealed!

*turns on Spooky Scary Skeletons - Gooseworx Cover*

*I just put on headphones to my side and play "So Cold"*

STOP JACKING OFF TO WRITH

But I didn't?

Wait
Wrong person

I mean I can be the right person if you need me to-

don't

Ok-
I'll just go back to Seek then-
WAIT NO WRONG POST

NOTHING-

H m m m m m -

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT MY REACHING DOOR 83 I SWEAR-
...
Help...
I'm stuck in doors irl and it's cursed-

FINE

U h h h h

YOU CAN JACK OFF TO WRITH

I can do that with literally anything-

what if i cut it off?

Then I'll just do a little conversion and start using 2 fingers instead of my hand.

*cuts your p**is off*

Ow-
Hmm
*eats it whole*

*cuts your hands off and runs away*

Hmmm
*I am flexible enough to use my toes*

*cuts your feet off*

*I eat my hands and feet*

*taunts you*

*They all regrow*
Better start running.

Idfk

Me neither-

uhhhhhh

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh