i’m hiding in the bathroom bro

"they called me a boy and not a Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides *turns emo*"

samantha when she doesnt get her Tesla on christmas and her birthday after a 6 year streak *turns emo*

ong

emily when shes called her biological gender and not a Russian T-14 Armata tank

IM DEAD

"they assumed i was a girl and not a Executioner wasp 😔 *also turns emo* "

spire lore

"NOOOOOO IM NOT A GIRL I'M A NOTEBOOK"

LMFAOOO

“i’m not a guy i’m a box of cereal 👿”

"3 year olds turning trans" mfs know nothing they're nearly retarded the hell they know 💀

NAHH

"daddy waddy i'm a girl now teehee i'm so silly willy"

NAUURUR

HELP MY DAD JUST SAID IF I GET STRAIGHT A's HE'LL GIVE ME 100 DOLLARS WHAT THE HELL-

i got like 2 F’s and that’s in this thing i’m not even in i gotta ask my mom abt it and the other one is in science

MINE DID TOO HE SAID IF I GOT GOOD GRADES HE’LL GIVE ME MOENY

ONG ONG BUT I CHECKED MY GRADES AND I ALREADY GOT 4/6 LIKE WTF

send that mf to the orphanage if my kid said that to me